"Yeet"

Boy 1: "What's the weather out?" Teacher: "it's 82 degrees." Boy 1: "I'm wearing ALL black." Boy 2: "You are black."

"Deez Nuts University"

"I'm not relationship material. I cheat too much. But it's okay, somebody will love me someday."

"And right after I put the condom on, she was like 'lets just talk for a second.' I was so mad she just made me waste a condom like that!!!"

"He's gonna break up with his boyfriend to be with me!" -oblivious girl who thinks she has a chance with a gay guy

"I know he bought all of his Instagram followers because has 4000 but only gets 20 likes. 20 likes!"