Getting the Midas touch after getting the Rapist touch at the dealership

Come on 'skins!!!!! The Lions haven't won since '07! Watching you right now is like watching my dog take a dump. Confused and constipated.

Would like to have motivation to work out before work but sleep feels sooo much better!

@ally_eckhart xoxo me

18 street lounge is legit

I'm gonna be watching 3 dogs this weekend. Fml.

Chinese lunchbox

Millin around dupont til Lauriol Plaza tonight. Make your own fajitas is gonna have my name on it

@RealWorldDCNEWZ just walked by real world on Connecticut ave near chipotle. Saw the bald camera dude with glasses that caused issues

Bmore isn't the grime hole I thought it was

@ally_eckhart you are so drink right now

I'm gonna show them why drafting me to A league was a bad idea.

Getting the lunch box at chop sticks. Alot of Chinese food for under 7 bucks. How do you say cheap ass in Mandarin?

Got a new sigg bottle and wanted a red top so I switched it out with a Black top. Problem solved.

Wine + girlfriend + poker + frank sinatra= tonight or a Cinemax flick

Vimeo = Megan Fox Youtube = Rosie O'Donnell

I meant dwellings not feelings

Ikea to see how cool feelings can be at a low cost. Economical!

In a Chinese food coma

Good thing it's a Friday....