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Nigel Farage made a US election prediction, and it was just deliciously wrong thepoke.com/2026/11/04/nigel…
Nigel Farage's US election prediction got really old, really, really fast, and we're all here for...

Nigel Farage's US election prediction got really old, really, really fast, and we're all here for...

We never tire of casting our mind back to one of the most satisfying images of the 2020 US presidential election. The first polls are closing and I am absolutely optimistic. https://t.co/ryfTfmJctt —...

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The internet scorched Donald Trump’s utter nonsense about schools transitioning kids, but one response went to the top of the class thepoke.com/2026/11/02/the-i…
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Trump said the Republicans would have won if he had been on the ballot, and the internet spoke as one – 21 scorching owns thepoke.com/2026/11/04/trump…
Donald Trump said the Republicans would have won if he had been on the ballot, and the internet...

Donald Trump said the Republicans would have won if he had been on the ballot, and the internet...

Right now, results are pouring in, showing huge and sometimes truly unexpected gains for the Democrats in the US midterm elections. *** It’s official. *** The Democrats have won BOTH The House AND...

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Twenty-five Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week thepoke.com/2026/11/06/our-2…
Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

It’s Friday, the weekend is almost here – and the GOP got its arse kicked this week. You could be forgiven for thinking that’s the only story on Twitter – well, until the Russell Brand verdict came...

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25 Funniest Threads Posts to Give Your Day a Lift thepoke.com/2026/11/03/25-fu…
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Liz Truss said Ed Miliband should apologise for communism and of all the A++ responses Dom Joly surely said it best thepoke.com/2026/11/03/liz-t…
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‘What’s the highest dopamine-to-effort ratio you’ve ever discovered in life?’ – 22 little effort, huge reward experiences thepoke.com/2026/11/03/whats…
'What's the highest dopamine-to-effort ratio you've ever discovered in life?' - 22 little effort,...

'What's the highest dopamine-to-effort ratio you've ever discovered in life?' - 22 little effort,...

Life can be a bit of struggle, so it’s always good when something pleasant happens. And it’s even better if it happens with very little effort or input from ourselves. Over on the AskReddit page,...

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Kemi Badenoch makes yet another gaffe, saying she doesn’t think people with ADHD would find train travel useful – 15 frank clapbacks thepoke.com/2026/11/05/kemi-…
In common sense news, Kemi 'no gaffes' Badenoch doesn't think people with ADHD would find train...

In common sense news, Kemi 'no gaffes' Badenoch doesn't think people with ADHD would find train...

We cross now to the Leader of the Opposition, Kemi Badenoch, who seems to think that the opposition part of her title refers to opposing engaging her brain. The top Tory was talking to LBC’s Iain...

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Fox News interview didn’t get the answer they hoped for in this 2020 interview, and it's just glorious. thepoke.com/2026/11/04/2020-…
This 2020 viral Fox News interview is an absolute classic of the 'Didn't get the answer you hoped...

This 2020 viral Fox News interview is an absolute classic of the 'Didn't get the answer you hoped...

By now, you’ll have seen the recent Fox News interview that went badly, wrong from the Fox point of view, when they judged the book by its cover, and it turned out to be a whole different genre. Fox:...

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A man blamed new mums for ‘ignoring’ their partners when they’d just had a baby and got magnificently owned into another dimension thepoke.com/2026/11/02/a-man…
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Democrats got a free ad, as Trump’s final pre-election speech was a baffling 17-minute ramble about the Reflecting Pool – 23 hilarious takedowns thepoke.com/2026/11/03/trump…
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Trump reacted to the electoral drubbing by wanging on about his ballroom – 23 massive facepalms thepoke.com/2026/11/05/trump…
Donald Trump responded to the electoral arse-kicking by wanging on about his ballroom - 23 facepa...

Donald Trump responded to the electoral arse-kicking by wanging on about his ballroom - 23 facepa...

As the full picture of the kicking Republicans had taken in the elections became clear, all eyes were on Donald Trump for a response. Would he throw around accusations of fraud? Apparently not. But,...

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Donald Trump said he’d move to Israel if Americans got tired of him, and the US said “Don’t let the door bang you on the ass on your way out!” thepoke.com/2026/11/04/trump…
Donald Trump said he'd go to Israel to be their PM if the US got tired of him, and the US said...

Donald Trump said he'd go to Israel to be their PM if the US got tired of him, and the US said...

We’re sure you’re well aware of how bad the election results have been for Donald Trump and the Republican Party, but we’ll never tire of seeing it again for ourselves. CNN calls North Carolina for...

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An English ‘remigration’ activist wore a gas mask to report from the Paris protests only to end up with a face full of ridicule and it was simply brilliant thepoke.com/2026/11/02/an-en…
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Nigel Farage’s US election prediction wins today's 'Nope' award, and it's just glorious – 17 funny takedowns thepoke.com/2026/11/04/nigel…
Nigel Farage's US election prediction got really old, really, really fast, and we're all here for...

Nigel Farage's US election prediction got really old, really, really fast, and we're all here for...

We never tire of casting our mind back to one of the most satisfying images of the 2020 US presidential election. The first polls are closing and I am absolutely optimistic. https://t.co/ryfTfmJctt —...

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‘What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve seen at the gym?’ – 21 people who ruin working out for everyone else thepoke.com/2026/11/02/whats…
'What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve seen at the gym?' - 21 people who ruin working out for...

'What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve seen at the gym?' - 21 people who ruin working out for...

Dragging yourself to the gym is a hard enough task in itself, meaning that when you get there you want it to be as pleasant an experience as possible. So when it’s overrun with people acting like...

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Stop the count, everyone – Maya Jama’s doppelganger Mo Farah costume has won Halloween 2026 thepoke.com/2026/11/02/maya-…
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Reform UK fan Charlie Mullins won’t return to the UK unless Nigel Farage is PM. Oh dear. How sad. Never mind. thepoke.com/2026/11/04/charl…
Brexit snowflake Charlie Mullins said he won't return to the UK unless Nigel Farage is PM, and the...

Brexit snowflake Charlie Mullins said he won't return to the UK unless Nigel Farage is PM, and the...

Pimlico Plumbers’ reigning Rod Stewart lookalike was one of many self-identifying patriots who voted for Brexit, then fled the country to avoid being on the same landmass as a Labour government. Get...

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Reform’s Trump-lite act was mercilessly mocked as they pledge to rename Army Reserve back to Territorial Army – 17 brutal takedowns thepoke.com/2026/11/02/refor…
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The VP threw his boss straight under the bus for the election disaster, but the internet didn't buy his handwashing – 24 cutting clapbacks thepoke.com/2026/11/05/jd-va…
JD Vance threw Trump straight under the bus for the election disaster, but the internet isn't...

JD Vance threw Trump straight under the bus for the election disaster, but the internet isn't...

While Donald Trump was busy posting memes to make it clear he can spend two years playing his veto card, JD Vance was out there writing a veritable novel on Twitter. One of the things the data...

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