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TOBUSCUS music w/ ~ 3 gold records. 6 ft tall (w/ Heelys)

Miami, FL
Joined May 2007
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Toby Turner - Invader Scum
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take this guys spellbook away
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X is a funny place
THE BIBLE...LISTEN‼️👇
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i got this stock early because it looks like nugget biscuit that's how easy the stock market is
Sad to see $NBIS going down, but we had to play PUTS on that short gamma we had to $120 -> $110. 🥲✍🏻
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whens' GTA 6 come out for PC so it's playable by actual people
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just appealed all my alt accounts' suspensions 😎
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hahahahaa
Oculus: "Who can see the app and device you're using?" Me: *nervously glances at folder of vr porn*
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Evergreen poast.
Replying to @MemeKingc
what the hell is going on
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China wants Jensen out, so I want him in.
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how tf did bro know to go all in on clorox bleach
*has glasses on* *reads about bleach* That's it I'm literally actually all in on clorox bleach, it's going to be the next big thing
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is there another Patreon that isn't run by terrorists who ban people without warning? I can't even pledge to stuff because I made an anti-illegal immigration song
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making apps now reminds me of the early WoW days where people would make mod packs and host them on their website people will make their own apps & plugin packs, and be like "Here's all the apps I made that I use to upgrade my life"
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when the groupchat dies
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Hi I’m the guy who ponders about jumping Michael Imperioli’s sweet ass, nice to meet you
‘you may only watch my shows if you’re comfortable with guys who ponder humping my sweet ass, gentlemen’ - michael imperioli
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Richard Garriott is getting control of Ultima again after 34 years, at the PERFECT time. NOT ONLY is Garriott the guy Ready Player One should have been based on.... He is the guy it was based on Here's a short 4.5 hour long video explaining why Ultima Online is still the greatest game of all time youtube.com/watch?v=35SKawn2… LONG LIVE LORD BRITISH
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‘you may only watch my shows if you’re comfortable with guys who ponder humping my sweet ass, gentlemen’ - michael imperioli
I'm glad Tony killed the little junkie now.
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God *invents bacon* but pigs were brought & farmed by the Philistines (Europeans) anti pork people were like ‘yea let’s not eat bacon cuz the philistines brought it’
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California is about to regulate the shit out of this man and ruin his life
Man goes viral for his pizza that he makes out of his shared apartment kitchen in Ocean Beach, San Diego, California Orders are placed via an app or Instagram drops, selling out in under 30 to 60 seconds with a waiting list. He bakes only about 15 to 20 pizzas per week
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Ethan…
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This video will make the liberal-leftist NPC software completely glitch out and crash.
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ay glad to see nugget in a biscuit guy is taking things well
we’re fine worst case scenario, everybody just has to cut their cock off and stop saying faggot
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