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🚨 JUST NOW: SpaceX has CAUGHT Starship for the FIRST TIME EVER, making history
Chants of "USA! USA!" broke out all throughout Starbase, Texas 🇺🇸
They pretty much just parallel parked a MULTI-STORY BUILDING after it orbited the Earth multiple times
Truly incredible stuff happening in Starbase, Texas
In the past, you’ve seen SpaceX catch the booster while splashing down Starship in the ocean.
Now, they can reuse BOTH after landing them right where they took off.
Congratulations, @elonmusk!
Friday the 13th:
• FAA ground stop, all 22 centers
• Microsoft 365 down
• Tanker T-bones a riverboat in New Orleans
• NOAA "outage" rumors
Occam's razor: no master plot. Microsoft blamed its own upgrade, the tanker lost steering, and NOAA was stale webpages. The FAA? Watch the AI rollout. 🧐
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🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: For only the SECOND TIME since 9/11, all airports NATIONWIDE are under an FAA-ordered ground stop due to "extraordinary circumstances"
It's believed to be caused by "communication issues"
Planes are BARRED by the FAA from taking off at every single airport in America, trapping THOUSANDS on the tarmac.
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🚨 BREAKING: A cargo ship has SLAMMED into a river cruise ship in New Orleans, Louisiana, and passengers are reportedly IN THE WATER
Large scale rescue operation currently launching.
Pray for the souls on board 🙏🏻
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🚨 HOLY CRAP! New video shows the very moment a tanker ship COLLIDED with a river cruise ship in New Orleans
Where the hell was this guy going??!
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🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: Major rescue operations underway after a tanker slams into a river cruise ship in New Orleans
Over 120 passengers were reportedly on board, and many are being pulled out of the water.
Thank God for these heroic rescuers teapawt.org/wdsu/status/2121338274… teapawt.org/wdsu/status/2121336241…
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🚨 LMAO! Bret Baier asked John Thune why he never passed the SAVE America Act, and his answer was PATHETIC.
"We accomplished a lot."
The House passed it THREE TIMES. Thune had 53 votes for photo ID and still hid behind the filibuster.
"This is the way the founders designed the Senate."
Wrong, John. The filibuster ISN'T IN THE CONSTITUTION. 🤣
Meanwhile incoming Democrats like James Talarico and Abdul El-Sayed are already talking about nuking it the second they get power.
Somewhere between 70 and 80 percent of Americans support voter ID, and Thune couldn't get it done.
John Thune didn't lose this fight. He NEVER SHOWED UP for it.
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🚨 ELECTORAL COLLEGE UNDER ATTACK: Democrats want to kill the Electoral College WITHOUT a constitutional amendment.
The National Popular Vote compact already has 222 electoral votes, 48 short of the 270 it needs to take effect.
If Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Nevada and Arizona all join, it hits 283.
That would leave small states with almost no say in picking the president. The Founders built it that way on purpose.
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Dear @SenateGOP,
On Monday y’all need to remove @LeaderJohnThune from Leadership.
HE FAILED AMERICA AND MUST BE FIRED.
America has ZERO CONFIDENCE in him.
You have 1 job to do on Monday, remove the FAILURE.
Thank you,
REAL AMERICANS.
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🚨 YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP: Democrat Congresswoman-elect LaKesha Womack heads to court Tuesday on a FELONY charge over a rental car.
Court records allege she never returned a $20,000 Toyota Corolla to Budget in 2019.
She beat Rep. Tim Moore in North Carolina's 14th by about two points.
Her response is to call it "a political attack disguised as a legal issue."
This is who Democrats are sending to Washington.
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🚨 WASHINGTON’S SOCIALIST NIGHTMARE EXPLODING!
Voters are about to REPEAL the insane “Millionaires Tax” — and the rats are already fleeing the sinking ship!
💰 55% of WA business leaders say they’re eyeing the exits. Governor Bob Ferguson rammed through a brutal 9.9% tax on income over $1M… and now the wealthy are bolting to Texas, Florida, Nevada — states with NO income tax and thriving budgets!
Bezos bailed in 2023. Zillow’s co-founder and ex-Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz followed. Even Starbucks is expanding in Tennessee, not Seattle!
This is what “eat the rich” gets you: empty mansions, lost jobs, and a collapsing tax base. Supporters whine about “funding services” while businesses and talent vanish.
ENOUGH! Washington voters have a chance in November to REJECT this failed leftist experiment.
High taxes = economic suicide. Freedom and low taxes = prosperity.
RT if you want EVERY state to learn this lesson! 🔥🇺🇸 #TaxRepeal #WashingtonExodus #MAGA #DrainTheSwamp #Trump2028
FOLLOW ME THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING
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Draining the swamp is a mandate, and we have an obligation to deliver. Entrenched interests have exercised power in Washington under both parties for decades. President Trump and I intend to keep fighting until the American people—not corporate influence—drive our health policies.
I stand firmly behind President Trump and the historic reforms we are advancing together.
In less than two years, this administration has rewritten federal dietary guidelines to emphasize real food, secured commitments from major food companies to remove petroleum-based synthetic dyes and other additives, launched systematic reviews of chemicals already in our food supply, and proposed requiring companies to notify the FDA before introducing ingredients they independently deem safe. These are concrete steps toward accountability that Americans demanded.
We have hundreds of other accomplishments but there's still more work to do. We must finish food-ingredient reform, advance our work on ultra-processed foods, and put children’s health at the center of federal policy. I will keep pressing those priorities across this administration and work with anyone in either party who will help deliver them.
The American people deserve a government that puts their health first. President Trump gave me a mandate to put prevention at the center of health care and end the chronic disease epidemic to Make America Health Again.
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Next to me, Stephen Miller is the strongest MAHA supporter in the administration. It’s time to unleash the Kraken.
"I am pleased to announce that Mr. Stephen Miller, the current Deputy Chief of Staff of the Trump Administration, and one of my most trusted advisors, will become the Chief of Staff starting Monday, November 9, 2026. Susie Wiles, who has done an outstanding job, will be moving over to the Trump Political Operation. I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff — She has done a great job!" - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
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Republicans Wishing There Had Been Some Kind Of Act They Could Have Passed To Save America buff.ly/cGBb1Fq
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People crack me up when they say Trump started the war with Iran.
That war started in 1979.
7 presidents later, only 1 man is fixing it!
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Texas AG Ken Paxton:
“I cannot accept that the result tonight was free or fair. It is simply not possible for somebody with the radical ideology of James Talarico to win an election in Texas fairly. I call upon the Senators and Representatives of this country, as well as our President, to take whatever action necessary to secure our elections, investigate thoroughly and ensure that the results of these elections are fair.”
This is exactly why President Trump signed EO 13848.
It declared a national emergency over foreign interference that undermines confidence in U.S. elections — including through covert propaganda, disinformation, and efforts targeting infrastructure or candidates.
The order still stands. It requires DNI assessments within 45 days of elections and gives Treasury the power to freeze assets and sanction foreign persons and their networks.
Investigate thoroughly. Secure the elections.
No matter which party controls Congress, spending goes up. The uniparty is in the driver’s seat, and the bills keep getting bigger.
My Six Penny Plan would cut six cents off every projected dollar that the federal government spends, and balance the budget in 5 years. It’s not complicated. Washington just needs the will to do it.
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🚨 THE AUTOPSY SHOULD START IN THE SENATE: Democrats took 54 seats and at least 228 in the House.
Trump was not on the ballot. John Thune was the Majority Leader.
Congress never codified DOGE. Congress never passed the SAVE America Act. Congress never lifted a finger about rogue judges.
They had two years and a mandate and they sat on it.
The base did not stay home because Trump failed. They stayed home because Congress never fought.
Blame the men who held the gavel and never used it.











