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PHOBIA FILES — EP. 25
Alektorophobia: The fear of chickens.
I’ve eaten an awful lot of chicken in my lifetime. At this point, I’m less afraid of the chickens themselves and more concerned that they’ve started comparing notes.
They are small by themselves but get enough together and they can take me down. I know it’s unreasonable but I am never known as a reasonable man.
So to be safe I’ll have a burger for lunch and Kielbasa for dinner.
If livestock is coming for you who are you afraid of?
PHOBIA FILES — EP. 29
Koumpounophobia: The fear of buttons.
This must be an absolute nightmare for the Amish. How would you keep your bird out of sight?
This is one I don’t understand but if there is a thing there is a way to be afraid of it.
How weird would it be to be afraid of buttons? I wonder if they make Velcro jeans 🤔
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Made worse by constant price hikes and ads, streaming went from being the alternative to cable to being more expensive than cable.
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Just a reminder that Joe Biden kept a bust of Cesar Chavez in the Oval Office.
Cesar Chavez was a rapist who groomed and sexually abused girls.
BUT OH NO TRUMP HAS GOLD DECOR IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!
What do you say, if we all do it we can make tons of peoples day.
Good Tuesday morning! That sure was a Monday wasn’t it but it’s all in the past now. How is it November next week already? This year is rocketing by and before you know it we are gonna be talking 2027. So get out there and have a great one.
PHOBIA FILES — EP. 28 Megalophobia The fear of large objects.
I’ve never understood why people see something the size of a building and immediately want to stand underneath it for a picture.
I mean I’m not huge so this is relative but who wants to feel small 🤷♂️
I don’t know if this is a phobia or a dislike, but who needs all the hassle.
Any basejumpers or urban explorers out there
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Good Monday morning from the farm ☀️
Cool air, clear skies, and the pasture is already running the show.
Mud E is on patrol with full sass and zero chill. The goats are holding their daily fence meeting (agenda: snacks and mild rebellion).
The cows are just standing out there like they already planned the whole week better than I did.
Diet Coke poured, boots on, and a grateful heart for new mercies and another day of this beautiful chaos.
What’s the first thing calling your name this Monday?
#FarmLife #MondayMorning #Homestead #Grateful
Morning update: absolutely thriving. ✨
Esau and Scout held a secret meeting, voted unanimously to dig a tunnel under the pasture fence, and executed their escape plan with military precision.
So now I’m out here playing hide-and-seek with a Great Pyrenees who thinks they are on a grand adventure while the rest of the farm watches from the sidelines like this is entertainment.
My Diet Coke is warm, boots are muddy, and my “peaceful morning routine” has officially been canceled.
But hey—at least the goats are supportive.
Or judging.
Hard to tell.
#FarmLife #GreatPyrenees #Sarcasm #MorningVibes
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Good Monday morning from North Georgia, my friends!
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Good morning my lovely friends! Time to rise and whine! It's Monday again! I have a long day ahead so the coffee will be flowing. Hope everyone has a great day! Wear that smile and be kind! ☕️🍂🍁
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Mornin', y'all ☕️ The Mojave Desert's wakin' up slow, Joshua trees catchin' that first light, coffee's hot, and the Good Lord's handed us a fresh Monday. Stand tall, move with purpose, and make this week epic.
🇺🇸#ForTheWarfighter🇺🇸
Mornin', y'all ☕️ Sunday sun's spillin' over the red mesa’s of the American Southwest, coffee's hot, and the Bible is close at hand. Take a breath, give thanks, and walk into this new week with purpose. Make it epic. #HillbillyStyle
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Step into this new week with confidence, God’s goodness is already there. God bless y’all & share His love with someone today.
“Oh, that men would give thanks to the Lord for His goodness, and for His wonderful works to the children of men! For He satisfies the longing soul, and fills the hungry soul with goodness." Psalm 107:8-9. 🧡🧡🧡
Good Monday morning, running down the weekend the end comes up fast and more times than not I flub the landing. Just means another week to conquer and then it’s November but the good news is extra hour next Sunday. So let’s get after it.
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Do you guys know my amazing friend @Biblicallybassd? If you don't you really should. So talented..
Today’s challenge:
Pray the Lord’s Prayer slowly today, one line at a time, and stop on the line that hits you hardest. Sit there with Him a minute. 🫵
Pray with me:
Our Father, slow me down today. Let Your name be first, Your will be done in me, and give me just what I need for today. 🙏
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The afternoon is here. Before the weekend gets loud, let’s go back to the first song Jesus ever taught us…
THE LORD’S PRAYER
"Pray then like this: 'Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.'" — Matthew 6:9-13 (ESV)
The disciples didn’t ask Jesus how to preach.
They didn’t ask how to do miracles.
They asked, "Lord, teach us to pray."
Every musician has a standard.
The first tune your teacher put in front of you.
Simple chart. A few chords.
And you never outgrow it.
Twenty years later, you’re still finding new things inside it. 🎹
That’s this prayer.
Praise first.
His will over mine.
Bread for today, not next month.
Forgiveness, received and given.
Protection from what’s coming.
It isn’t a script to rush through.
It’s the chart Jesus Himself wrote for us. 🎼
"Now Jesus was praying in a certain place, and when he finished, one of his disciples said to him, 'Lord, teach us to pray, as John taught his disciples.'" — Luke 11:1 (ESV)
Today’s Lyrical Post pick: “LORD’S PRAYER” featuring Sibley Boss @SibleyBoss 🎶, the words Jesus gave us set to music, closing with a simple blessing: “Have a beautiful blessed day everyone.” 🤍
Today’s challenge:
Pray the Lord’s Prayer slowly today, one line at a time, and stop on the line that hits you hardest. Sit there with Him a minute. 🫵
Pray with me:
Our Father, slow me down today. Let Your name be first, Your will be done in me, and give me just what I need for today. 🙏
Follow me, BIBLICALLY BASS’D, on YouTube and stream the Lyrical Posts on all the music services (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & more)! This helps the MINISTRY grow to reach more for Christ! Play on, play LOUD for Christ today and have a BASS’D and blessed Saturday!🎚️🎶✝️
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All you self-righteous people need to get over yourselves.
The Obama and Biden years were the worst and some of you are upset because President Trump speaks his mind...
I agree with Hank, who cares what he said.
Funny how fast people forget the years 2020 to 2024. Yea. We're way worse off now. Or its "oh no! Trump said something stupid in public. 🙄 who fckn cares? At least he's not sniffing kids or shltting his pants in front of the pope on live TV. OH, and even when he says something stupid, we can at least UNDERSTAND THE WORDS coming out of his mouth. Its not just garbled nonsense. The man like ass. Who gives a shlt. Clinton got a BJ in the oval office. Obama is married to a man. And dont get me started on Biden and Jill. 🤣 Just saying.
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PHOBIA FILES — EP. 27
Pediophobia: The fear of dolls.
After growing up watching Chucky, Poltergeist, Dolly Dearest, and every other horror movie involving a possessed doll, I think my fear is perfectly reasonable. I’ve never trusted anything that can blink without breathing.
There is also something very troubling about something that simultaneously looks so human but frozen in time.
PHOBIA FILES — EP. 27
Pediophobia: The fear of dolls.
After growing up watching Chucky, Poltergeist, Dolly Dearest, and every other horror movie involving a possessed doll, I think my fear is perfectly reasonable. I’ve never trusted anything that can blink without breathing.
There is also something very troubling about something that simultaneously looks so human but frozen in time.
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Tennessee is more than football. It’s my heritage, my blood, and generations of family roots. It’s where my ancestors walked and where my beloved Nana and Papa rest. ❤️
Those mountains hold my history, my memories, and two precious souls I’d give anything to hug just one more time. A piece of my heart will always rest there with them. 🕊️
🎶 The House That Built Me
We may lose a game, but we’ll never lose our Tennessee pride. Born Tennessee, forever ORANGE! 🍊🧡
And to my sweet Troublemakers, thank y’all for sharing these little pieces of my heart with me. Some of you have become like family, and I hope you always know how much your kindness and friendship mean to this Tennessee girl. ❤️
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