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Anti-aircraft gunners of the Zheleznyakov coast defense armored train by a DShK machine gun, preparing to defend against German air attack, May 1942
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German forces on a short-barrel StuG III Ausf B cross the Desna river on their march east, 1941.
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In the middle of World War Two, German soldiers in southeastern Poland started avoiding a cluster of villages.
They wouldn't go in. They wouldn't take people out for forced labor. They put up warning signs and stayed away.
They believed the area was infected with typhus.
It wasn't. Two doctors had invented the whole thing.
The man behind it was Eugene Lazowski, a young Polish doctor working for the Red Cross in the town of Rozwadów. He was watching the Nazi occupation tear his country apart. Executions. Deportations. People shipped off to labor camps, many never coming back.
He wanted to stop it. He had no weapons, no army, and no way to fight.
What he had was medicine.
His friend and fellow doctor, Stanisław Matulewicz, had discovered something strange. If you injected a person with a harmless, dead strain of a certain bacteria, their blood would test positive for typhus.
They wouldn't be sick at all. But on paper, they'd look like they had one of the most feared diseases of the war.
And the Germans were terrified of typhus. It spread fast, it killed, and it could tear through an army. When the Germans found it, they quarantined the area and kept their distance.
Lazowski realized what that meant. If he could make enough people look infected, the Germans would leave the whole region alone.
So he started injecting his patients.
He chose carefully. He sent the blood samples to German labs for testing, exactly as the rules required. The results came back positive. Again and again.
The Germans declared an epidemic zone. Villages were quarantined. Soldiers kept out. People who would have been seized for forced labor or worse were left alone, because nobody wanted to go near them.
Lazowski had to be careful. If too many cases looked fake, someone would ask why nobody was dying. So he spread out the injections over time and kept the outbreak believable.
Eventually the Germans did get suspicious. They sent a team of doctors to inspect.
Lazowski met them with food and vodka and played the gracious host. He guided them toward the sickest looking, dirtiest patients he could find, in the most crowded rooms. The German doctors, worried about catching typhus themselves, took a few samples and left in a hurry.
The tests came back positive.
The fake epidemic lasted until the end of the war. Estimates say it may have protected around 8,000 people.
Lazowski also secretly helped Jews from the nearby ghetto, giving them medical care at enormous risk.
After the war he moved to the United States and became a professor of pediatrics in Chicago. For decades he barely talked about what he'd done. Late in life he finally wrote a memoir. He called it My Private War.
He died in 2006.
He never fired a shot. He beat the Nazis with a needle and a lab test.
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Aviation Metalsmiths assembling a F4F-3 Wildcat inside USS Enterprise's hangar deck, 28 October 1941; note spare TBD and SBD aircraft hanging overhead
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Oct 28, 1914. A German cruiser puts up a fake smokestack, sails into a British harbor in the dark, and sinks two Allied warships before anyone knows she's there.
When World War I started, the German light cruiser SMS Emden was in the Pacific. Instead of running for home, her captain, Karl von Müller, was sent off alone to raid Allied shipping in the Indian Ocean.
He was brilliant at it. In two months, Emden captured or sank more than 20 merchant ships, shelled the oil tanks at Madras, and disappeared every time. Dozens of Allied warships were hunting her.
Von Müller had a trick. British cruisers in the area had four funnels. Emden had three. So his crew built a fake fourth funnel out of wood and canvas. From a distance, Emden looked like the British cruiser HMS Yarmouth.
Then he decided to attack Penang, a British port in Malaya.
Just before dawn on Oct 28, Emden slid into the harbor with her lights off and her fake funnel up. The harbor pilot boat saw her and paid no attention.
Lying at anchor was the Russian cruiser Zhemchug. Her captain was ashore that night. Her crew was asleep. Her guns weren't ready.
Emden came within a few hundred yards and fired a torpedo. It hit. Then her guns opened up on the Russian ship at point-blank range. A few Russian sailors made it to their guns and fired back, but it was hopeless.
Von Müller fired a second torpedo. It hit Zhemchug's magazine, and she blew apart and sank in seconds. More than 80 Russian sailors were killed.
On the way out, Emden ran into the small French destroyer Mousquet coming back from patrol. The French captain turned to fight. Mousquet was shot to pieces and sank. Her captain was killed.
Then von Müller did something that made him famous even among his enemies. He stopped and picked the French survivors out of the water, treated their wounded, and later handed them over to a passing British ship.
The Russian captain was court-martialed and sent to prison.
Emden's run was almost over. Twelve days later, at the Cocos Islands, the Australian cruiser HMAS Sydney caught her and wrecked her.
But for one morning at Penang, a ship in disguise had made fools of two navies.
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10years ago today: Block III Virginia-class submarine USS Illinois (SSN 786) was commissioned.
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📸 Illinois at Ice Camp Queenfish in 2022
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He says they told him it was a rescue.
Allegedly.
Nobody mentioned the two Malinois.
Now this German Shepherd is filing his own report, one caption at a time, from the couch to a closet floor.
He covers the endless nights. He covers the brochure, which apparently left a few things out. He covers having to raise them, and he has opinions about that.
You can watch his tone change from room to room. It starts as a complaint and ends somewhere else.
By the last shot he's reached a conclusion about what he was really brought here to do. I'll let him say it.
The Belgian Malinois was probably the best-behaved one in Walmart.
Calm, on a leash, minding his own business. Meanwhile, shoppers couldn't agree on what breed he was.
German Shepherd? Dutch Shepherd? Some kind of German dog?
The dog couldn't have cared less.
But here's where I draw the line.
I love dogs. I've got a German Shepherd mix myself. Bring your dog into Home Depot, Lowe's, or Rural King, and I won't think twice.
But Walmart's grocery aisles? I'm not a fan of pets wandering around where people shop for food.
Service dogs are a different matter.
And to be fair, this Malinois did absolutely nothing wrong in the video.
So I'm curious. Are you fine with dogs in grocery stores, or should they stay home unless they're service animals?
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"No fatties.
No trannies.
No beardos.
No weirdos.
No wimps.
No radicals -- JUST WARRIORS."
- Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
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A KRIEGSMARINE U-BOAT COMMANDER AND HIS BRIDE — WEDDING PORTRAIT
Germany, circa 1942 .
This historical photograph reportedly shows Asmus Nicolai Clausen (1911–1943), a German Kriegsmarine U-boat commander, alongside his bride in a wedding portrait during the Second World War.
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October 27, 1943. Marine paratroopers land on the Japanese held island of Choiseul in the Solomon Islands. Their real mission is to make the Japanese believe something that isn't true.
The Americans were about to invade Bougainville, a much bigger island. Lieutenant Colonel Victor Krulak's 2nd Parachute Battalion was sent to Choiseul to make as much noise as possible so the Japanese would think the main attack was coming there.
The same day, New Zealand troops stormed ashore on the nearby Treasury Islands. It was New Zealand's first opposed amphibious landing since Gallipoli.
Krulak's battalion of about 650 men raided Japanese positions, ambushed patrols, and blew up supplies for a week. They acted like a much larger force, and it worked. The Japanese rushed in reinforcements.
When it was time to leave, one patrol got trapped by Japanese forces. Help came in the form of a battered PT boat, commanded by a young Navy lieutenant named John F. Kennedy.
Kennedy's boat pulled the Marines out under fire, overloaded and low on fuel. A badly wounded Marine died in Kennedy's own bunk on the way back.
Krulak promised Kennedy a bottle of whiskey for the rescue. He finally delivered it years later, when Kennedy was President of the United States.
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USS Augusta, USS Midway, USS Enterprise, USS Missouri, USS New York, USS Helena, and USS Macon in the Hudson River in New York, New York, United States for Navy Day celebrations, 27 October 1945
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