Daniel O’Brien

BREAKING: OOOF! Stunning new reporting shows Melania Trump is locked in a “power struggle” with Trump’s young, blonde assistant Natalie Harp and has “given up the role of wife!” This is so embarrassing… The Daily Beast is reporting that Melania refuses to be seen in public with Trump if Natalie, 35, is going to be there – and since Natalie is ALWAYS there, Melania is never seen in public. “Melania, whose appearances with her husband were carefully negotiated and choreographed, would not show up if Harp was around,” says Michael Wolff, Trump’s biographer. “Since Harp was always around, Melania never was—appearing with her husband only in the last week of the campaign.” “Harp superseded the White House staff and, as well, his wife and family,” Nobody got between Harp and Trump. And you only got to Trump by going through Harp.” This is why Melania hasn’t even moved into the White House, instead choosing to remain in New York. “Other than at ceremonial occasions, or in a strictly official capacity, she has given up the role of wife,” wrote Wolff. “Practically speaking, there is no room for her.” On the one hand, you can’t really blame Melania for wanting to be rid of it all. It’s been clear for a very long time that their marriage is just for show and that Melania wants little to do with her accused pedophile racist husband. But on the other hand, the fact that she’s willing to put up with all this in order to keep profiting from Trump’s corruption shows what a cynically evil, self-serving person she really is. We don’t really care. Do you?