I'm just going to say it— There is a kind of coastal American soccer fan who believes his fandom makes him a cosmopolitan global citizen, who cannot bring himself to root for the USMNT because it represents the parochialism his soccer fandom is meant to transcend. I hate him.

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hadji · Jun 8, 2026 · 2:19 AM UTC

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Last night was a covert Kalshi ad bro 🔥🔥

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jj · May 8, 2026 · 6:31 PM UTC

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jj@CARBIKE000May 8

My album Vessel is out everywhere!!! Thanks to everyone who helped bring this to life 😌

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jj · May 1, 2026 · 7:16 PM UTC

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jj@CARBIKE000May 1

Oxygen From the album Vessel out on 5/8

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Will Sennett · May 5, 2026 · 8:10 PM UTC

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Will Sennett@Senn_SpudMay 5

(going through grandpas old stuff, finding a hardcore gay porn magazine from the 80s) he got this off a dead kraut in normandy

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J · May 22, 2023 · 6:24 AM UTC

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J@00junm22 May 2023

NileRed probably fucks crazy

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J · Dec 25, 2022 · 10:36 PM UTC

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J@00junm25 Dec 2022

the grinch hates Christmas in a funny and kinda whimsical way. on the other hand i feel like ebenzer scrooge hates christmas because he did research and came to his conclusion n shit

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J · Nov 24, 2022 · 7:35 PM UTC

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turking and stuffy

dan · Oct 28, 2025 · 6:54 AM UTC

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dan@Dansplainer28 Oct 2025

everybody go outside right now and beat the fuck out of your local marlins guy #AttackMarlinsGuy

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Jeff Passan · Oct 15, 2025 · 3:05 AM UTC

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Dodgers right-hander Yoshinobu Yamamoto just threw the first complete game in the postseason in eight years. The last one: Justin Verlander on this very day in 2017 in Game 2 of the ALCS. After a leadoff home run, Yamamoto was near-perfect, and the Dodgers now lead the NLCS, 2-0.

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