illegitimi non carborundum
Globetrotter
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Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand.
dr weimarstaja 2.0 🧩🥓 (triomphe arc) retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: Adorable DoorDash Driver Kidnapped, Neighborhood Devastated
A cutie bae DoorDash driver was reportedly kidnapped Friday evening after arriving with someone’s chicken tendies and “a smile this town simply wasn’t prepared for,” witnesses say.
The suspect allegedly lured the driver inside with the phrase “you gotta meet my dog.”
Authorities found the driver unharmed on a couch surrounded by golden retrievers. Hostage negotiations stalled when the kidnapped driver requested “just five more minutes.”
The chicken tendies remain unaccounted for.
dr weimarstaja 2.0 🧩🥓 (triomphe arc) retweeted
There’s a lotta problems in this world….
but have you seen this big tree?
dr weimarstaja 2.0 🧩🥓 (triomphe arc) retweeted
I'm on a mission from God.
Exodus:
4 And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.
5 And the LORD spake unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Stretch forth thine hand with thy rod over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up upon the land.
dr weimarstaja 2.0 🧩🥓 (triomphe arc) retweeted
gm frens…..
habby frensday……
am gittin candi for mi frens 🎃
dr weimarstaja 2.0 🧩🥓 (triomphe arc) retweeted
Got to be @2Blex2Stress stock 😂
