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Joined January 2026
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this post should be studied, look at the people in the comments. gg
Introducing The Cheeky Pint Benchmark. We made our intern watch every episode of Cheeky Pint to bring you this breakdown of pints drank by guests to the nearest sixth. Congratulations to @elonmusk who is currently in the lead with three full pints of Guinness.
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getting added to the gc is the tech equivalent of being invited to the cookout
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why did 3 openai alignment people just leave🤔
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um is he aware hes an investor in said competitor
You are a struggling second tier competitor that is more unethical and lying just because you have no decency or sense of proper behavior and shows your desperation. Straight out lying about if Chris being fired I thought would be below even you.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Khosla is an investor in both Cognition and Factory. khoslaventures.com/category/enter…
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this is like the cavs coming back from 3-1 down in the finals
Introducing Gemini 4 Argon – our new frontier model. It’s built for complex workflows across coding, enterprise knowledge work, and cybersecurity defense – rolling out today to a set of trusted testers through our Fairwind Program.
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apparently pacing the frontier means pacing up not down
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$20 plan users are finally gonna have their ai psychosis moment
Replying to @claudeai
Sonnet 5.5 improves on Sonnet 5 across benchmarks, in some cases dramatically. It’s a faster, lower-cost complement to Claude Opus 5.5, strongest at well-scoped everyday tasks, fixing bugs, and creating polished documents, slides, and spreadsheets.
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groundbreaking things happening on the tl
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smite retweeted
my digital world.
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truly a lost art from a simpler more pure time
Replying to @0xSmite
back in my day you had to slap a vouch list in your signature to be taken seriously
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since this is making the rounds on the tl, figured id drop the list that made me this autistic
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speaking of, whatever happened to forum rep systems as social proof
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back in my day you had to slap a vouch list in your signature to be taken seriously
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i remember using notepad++ in middle school to leech runescape private server code and repackage it for +rep on forums
Be honest: what was your first code editor?
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this EA orgy talk all over the timeline feels very reminiscent of the FTX polycule
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you found me at a very pre-economic time in my life
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how can you not root for meta after seeing this
state of the art motherfuckers
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first ever actual good anthropic tweet wow
Opus 5.5 is way, way, way better than Opus 5. Sorry about that model, please try this one.
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Introducing Claude Opus 5.5, the first model in our new Claude 5.5 family. It performs at the level of Claude Fable 5.1 for most tasks, and costs 40% less to run than Opus 5.
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