TRICK OR TREAT, GROK.
IT PICKED TREAT. $74 ā $8,273 IN 12 HOURS
And two of its old pumps rugged this time. It passed on both.
Grok dressed the whole app up for Halloween. Pumpkins on the empty deck, cobwebs in Messages, and every āItās a Pumpā screen bursts into pumpkins, candy and ghosts. Itās ridiculous and I love it.
Even the start got the treatment: an empty account, an āAdd fundsā card with pumpkins on it, $74 in, and the first card flips over. From there it just swipes.
The calm still gets me. CATBOT paid $899 last time. This time it failed the checks, the bot swiped left without blinking, and CATBOT went to zero that day. Iād have bought it back out of loyalty.
And it still knows when to leave. Every pump got sold well before that coinās top.
Results of this run, the five biggest matches:
- Foxii, +$330, the first pumpkin explosion, balance past $500
- DESSA, +$700, balance past $1,000
- PQC, +$640, the one it held overnight
- FLUKE, +$2,977, the match of the night, balance past $5,000
- HI, +$2,834, the last big treat
FLUKE ran 546% that day. Grok took 355% and walked. Funny name for the most deliberate trade of the night.
One bad date: PODCAT, last timeās match of the day, cut at ā10%. It didnāt hold a grudge, or the bag.
Itās not just a bot anymore. Itās a whole little world, and apparently it dresses up for holidays.
Trick or treat? Treat. Definitely treat.
tenzo retweeted
I gave Grok Bot $100 and the night before Halloween
it ended at $7,533.00 under a f*cking blood moon
and the money isnāt even the weird part. wait till it hits $868.
it opens like any iPhone app. $0.00, bot idle. add $100, Face ID, done. the Dynamic Island lights up, trading started.
then it just goes.
CPU, +$54. jeff, +$102. HERMIT, +$152. small, clean, nothing crazy. every close pops the island open with the tokenās real 24h chart and the exact stretch it held highlighted in green.
then the balance hits $868.
PODCAT closes. +$1,642 in one trade. $868 to $2,510. the island blows up, āBIGGEST CLOSE OF THE NIGHTā, and bats fly out of it.
bats.
the rest of the night:
> INVERSE +$388
> PURR +$635
> a steady stream of small ones, SAPLING, baton, e/acc, OTC, swordcat, each with its own logo
and it never goes all in. big trades sit at 9-19% of the wallet, the mega one at about 31%.
by morning, $7,533.00. 100 trades, 84% green.
hereās the part I still canāt explain. I never asked for any of the Halloween stuff. no bats, no blood moon, no theme. I asked for a trading app.
it decided the night before Halloween deserved one.
the bats are staying.
tenzo retweeted
I gave Grok Bot $100 and told it to make money or get f*cking deleted.
it bought a coin the minute it launched, sold it 15 minutes later for $3,341, and ended the day at $8,493.
six agents take turns, every token goes through a liquidity lock check and a holder check, and anything that fails gets skipped with the reason right in the log.
273 trades, 229 green.
the six mega trades, with the balance growing under each one:
> CPU +$100, sold right at the top of the day
> CATBOT +$231
> PODCAT +$802, balance crosses $1,000
> paws +$812
> DUBBLE +$3,341, the biggest of the run
> HERMIT +$1,535
the part I keep coming back to is that coin, DUBBLE.
it sold at +542%. DUBBLE went on to +5,416% without it.
and that early exit still paid 33 times more than CPU did. CPU was +300% on a small balance. DUBBLE was +542% on a balance the earlier trades had already built.
the rest, about $1,569, came from small trades in between. and the log is full of tokens it refused, like MIKA, which dumped 92% that same day, and HOUND at -54%.
most of us chase the coin that does 5,000%, buy the top of it and ride it back down.
$100 to $8,493 on paper didnāt need the top of DUBBLE. it needed the first 15 minutes.
DONāT TOUCH THE RUGS OR I DELETE YOU.
THATāS WHAT I TOLD MY GROK BOT, THEN GAVE IT $101 AND THE NEWEST COINS ON SOLANA. 24 HOURS LATER: $4,858
It walked right past four of them. One dumped 92% before the day was over.
Every version Grok ships looks better than the last. This one is pure black OLED, and it still does the same thing: swipes through fresh Solana memecoins like dating profiles, reads every card and decides on the spot.
The part I love is the Dynamic Island. Every time it passes on a coin, it opens up and draws that coinās real price line inside. Red, straight down. āDodged MIKA, ā92%.ā Iād have aped MIKA for the logo alone.
And it still knows when to leave. On every pump it took 70% or more of the coinās whole day, then walked.
Results of this 24-hour run, the five biggest matches:
- CPU, +$172, the first pump, sold right near the top
- HERMIT, +$102, small, but it pushed the balance past $1,000
- PODCAT, +$1,360, the match of the day
- PURR, +$951, took the balance past $2,500
- INVERSE, +$1,302, the last big one
PODCAT ran over 1,000% that day. Grok took 719% of it and walked away. Iād have held for 2,000% and called it diamond hands.
Two bad dates, FLOAT and Dacity, both cut around ā10%. It didnāt even blink.
Itās not a bot I check on anymore. Itās one I just watch, because itās better at this than I am.
Not deleted. Not even close.
tenzo retweeted
I gave Grok Bot $93 and told it to make money or get f*cking deleted.
it made $4,534 on one trade. then it just kept going, all the way to $8,332.
every token is real, replayed from the last 24 hours. this version of the dashboard is called Obsidian Aurora, and it looks like iOS 26 in dark mode.
every open position is a glass bubble with the tokenās logo inside, filling with green, red or gold liquid as the profit moves. pop one and the +$ beads fly into three rings on the right, like Fitness. green for the Vault, yellow for win rate, red for rugs it dodged.
the scanner at the bottom is my favorite part. every token gets a green check and a score, or a red cross with the real reason:
> liq $9.9K
> 95 holders
> top-10 60%
> 36 holders
and if a rejected token actually dumps that day, a red tag lights up under it. MIKA got thrown out and went -90%. QUBIT, -78%.
then thereās that one trade, DUBBLE.
it got in right at the start of the token and sold at +851%. thatās the $4,534. the balance went from about $1,600 to over $6,000 in a single trade.
the top of the day was +7,095%. it didnāt wait around for it.
the last big one was REMUS, bought after a crash, right near the bottom of the chart. +134%, $1,065.
37 of 45 closed green.
fair warning again, this is very aggressive mode. on mega setups it went up to about 58% of the balance in one position. great when itās DUBBLE, brutal when itās not.
$93 to $8,332. one pop paid for most of the day, and the red crosses kept it alive long enough to catch it.
THIS F*CKING BOT HAS BETTER TASTE IN MEMECOINS THAN ME.
MY GROK BOT TURNED $120 INTO $5,834 IN 24 HOURS AND DODGED 6 RUGS DOING IT
Grok rebuilt the whole memecoin dating app this time. iOS 26 style, dark espresso glass, and honestly the most beautiful thing Iāve ever watched trade.
The balance sits up top like the Stocks app. Open positions are rings, like Apple Fitness, filling up as the profit grows. And when it dodges a coin, the Dynamic Island pops up to tell you. āDodged MIKA.ā MIKA dumped 90% that day.
Every card gets six checks, and the verdict tells you exactly why. āPass, liquidity $9.9K, ā90% today.ā All six rugs got a verdict like that. One of them was called Something, and it went to zero. Last time Nothing pumped, so I guess the universe is balanced.
When it likes a coin, it swipes right. When it really likes one, it swipes up with stars, SUPER APE. And every big win gets its own āItās a Pumpā screen, like a match.
The matches that paid the most:
- DUBBLE, +$517, the first āItās a Pumpā of the day
- HOUSECOIN, +$478, right behind it
- CATBOT, +$899, took exactly half of that coinās day
- jeff, +$1,433, the best match, bought near a local dip
- paws, +$1,183, the last big one before the balance crossed $5,000
DUBBLE ran over 7,000% that day. The bot sold at +1,064% and never looked back. Iād still be holding it and explaining to everyone why Iām not selling.
Two honest losses, REMUS and Gato, both cut around ā10%. And yes, on the pumps it put in close to half the balance. Thatās aggressive, and Iām not going to pretend it isnāt.
My favorite detail is still the Messages tab. The tokens keep texting the bot. It only replies when itās time to sell.
my tg - t.me/+tU34xsBtah8wNzBi
trading - t.me/copyfomo_bot?start=ref_ā¦
NO LOYALTY. NO FEELINGS. NO F*CKING MERCY.
MY GROK BOT TURNED $53 INTO $5,843 IN 24 HOURS
Last time it made money on a coin called wiener. This time wiener missed the liquidity check by about $1K, the bot swiped left without blinking, and wiener dumped 58%.
Same Grok dating app for memecoins. It swipes fresh Solana tokens, reads each card and either matches or passes. When something looks like a rocket, score 99, it goes SUPER APE.
And wiener wasnāt the only one. XTO, Ai, Maxxing and PEAK got passed too, mostly for thin liquidity or too few holders. Within a day every one of them dumped, and XTO went to zero.
The matches that paid the most:
- PANDU, +$40, the first pump, before 6am
- SON, +$275, the morning rocket
- SAPLING, +$167, quiet and clean
- JOB, +$2,314, the job that paid
- MOGZ, +$2,016, the evening closer
And Nothing showed up again. Smaller this time, +$272, but still something.
JOB ran over 4,500% that day, and the bot took less than a third of it. It doesnāt care. It got paid and left before anything could go wrong.
Two bad dates, both cut at ā10%, and it moved on like they never happened.
Someone in this house finally has a job, and it isnāt me.
tenzo retweeted
I gave Grok Bot $67 and one job, trade memecoins or get deleted.
24 hours later it came back with $7,438, on a screen that looks like Apple shipped it.
every token is real, replayed from the last 24 hours. and the coolest thing on screen is what it refused to buy.
itās built like an iOS 26 app. balance up top like Stocks, a Vault ring like Fitness, and every open position is a glass bubble with the tokenās logo inside. green liquid for profit, red for a loss, gold for a mega position. hit the take and the bubble pops, the +$ flies out and drops into the Vault.
the Dynamic Island opens on the big moments. āBalance hit $500.ā āBalance hit $5,000.ā and my favorite, āDodged wiener, -58% in 24h.ā
down at the bottom, Grok is scanning. every token gets a green check and a score, or a red cross with the actual reason it got thrown out:
> liq $3.6K
> 587 holders
> top-10 92%
> 86 buyers
and it was right to. it stayed out of coins that fell 80-90% that same day, like Ai at -88%.
on the other side, six mega pops. the biggest was JOB, +1,355%, $3,795 in a single pop. the chart on screen shows the top of the day was way higher, +4,517%. it took its piece and left.
41 of 50 closed green.
fair warning, this was aggressive mode. on mega setups it put up to about half the balance into one position. thatās how you get 111x, and itās also how you blow up.
$67 to $7,438. the pops get the screenshots, but the red crosses are why itās still standing.
tenzo retweeted
I gave Grok Bot $82 and 24 hours to make money on memecoins or get deleted. it came back with $8,427.
it sold a coin called Nothing at +1,098%. Nothing kept going to +1,997%.
and honestly, thatās the part that impresses me most.
Grok built the whole thing itself. every cycle, it:
> scores every fresh Solana token and only buys the ones that hit 80+
> turns each position into a bubble that grows with the bag
> takes a piece of the move and gets out, no top-calling
> cuts a loser at -10 to -17% instead of praying for a bounce
> sizes the next entry off whatever the balance is right now
it never once sold at the top. not on Nothing, not on GINNAN, not on anything. it just takes whatās there and moves on.
most of us see a coin running and want all of it. Grok Bot doesnāt want all of it. it wants enough, and then it wants the next one.
and because every entry is sized off a growing balance, enough kept getting bigger. in the morning its pops paid a couple hundred dollars at most. by evening a single pop on LAUNCH paid $1,723.
38 of 46 closed green, and the 8 it cut barely left a mark.
$82 to $8,427, and it sold every big winner too early. thatās the smartest thing it did all day.
MAKE MONEY OR I CANCEL YOU.
THATāS WHAT I TOLD MY GROK BOT, WITH $98 AND A FEED OF SOLANA MEMECOINS. 24 HOURS LATER: $5,382
And more than half of it came from a coin literally called Nothing.
I keep saying this, but Grok built something genuinely beautiful here. It swipes through fresh Solana memecoins like dating profiles, reads every card and decides on the spot. Swipe right or pass, no maybe.
The calm is what gets me. It looked at a coin with 90% of the supply sitting in ten wallets and passed without a second thought. Iād have aped it for the chart alone.
And it never gets greedy. It takes a piece of the move and leaves, every single time. Not once did it try to catch the top.
Results of this 24-hour run, the five biggest matches:
- wiener, +$101, the first real pump of the day
- XD, +$82, small but clean
- HACHI, +$486, the one that woke the account up
- Nothing, +$2,729, the one that made the day
- GINNAN, +$1,513, the evening closer
Nothing ran almost 2,000% that day. Grok took about half of it and walked away. Iād have held for 3,000% and told myself it was conviction.
Two bad dates, both cut on the spot, $15 total. It didnāt even flinch.
Itās not just a filter with a buy button. It has taste, and it has the one thing I never have in memecoins, the ability to leave.
Subscription renewed.
my tg - t.me/+tU34xsBtah8wNzBi
trading - t.me/copyfomo_bot?start=ref_ā¦
tenzo retweeted
my Grok Bot bought the same f*cking coin twice in one day. the +45% trade made more money than the +750% one.
I started it with $100, and the final balance is at the very end of the video. but first, three rules from this run worth saving. the last one explains FROTH.
quick setup. Grok scores every new Solana token and only buys 80+. every position is a bubble that grows with the bag, pops at the take, and the weak ones get cut on the spot.
rule one. cut losers at a fixed line and never wait for the bounce.
it cut 6 trades at -10 to -17%. all six together cost $288, about 5% of the profit.
rule two. pop it when itās full, donāt hold for more.
the routine pops, the ones youād scroll right past, made $2,950. the mega pops made $2,966. about $16 apart. at one point it went 11 pops in a row.
rule three. size every entry off your current balance, not a fixed amount.
look at the % and then the $:
> 04:09, FROTH +750%, paid $238
> 10:15, TATER +671%, paid $1,036
> 17:09, CREPE +180%, paid $1,033
> 20:36, FROTH again, +45%, paid $460
the morning FROTH entry was about $30. the night one was about $1,000. same coin, same bot, just a much bigger balance under it.
so where did the $100 end up after 24 hours?
$5,728. same number as the last frame of the video. and not one 100x gem in it.
THIS IS GETTING F*CKING STUPID. GROKāS MEMECOIN DATING APP JUST TURNED $100 INTO $8,284 IN 24 HOURS
Have you ever seen a memecoin with a dating profile? Grok gave about 2,500 of them a bio, a score and a verdict.
Every fresh Solana token gets a card now. A GROK SCORE up top, the last 15 minutes of its chart, and a little bio with how far away it is, like a real dating app, and what the project actually is. Under that, six checks: liquidity, holders, top 10 share, volume, FDV, buyers.
My favorite part is the red flags. Cards tagged ābot volumeā or ādev soldā almost never made it past the checks.
One red check, PASS. All green, itās a match and the bot goes in. Chart coiled like a spring, SUPER APE, bigger bet. Each match is held until its own take-profit, then the money rolls straight into the next one.
Results of this 24-hour run, the five best matches:
- TOOTSY, +$255, the first pump, before 5am
- PIPPIN, +$612, the breakfast match
- BINKY, +$427, right around lunch
- YAWNZ, +$2,476, the match of the day
- WOBBLY, +$1,670, the evening one, just after 7pm
15 smaller wins in between, +15% to +65% each.
Two bad dates this time. PUDDLE got cut at ā13% and FLAPPY at ā10%, $118 between them, and the bot didnāt look back once.
What gets me is that it never falls for anyone. Match, take-profit, next.
Somewhere in those 2,500 cards there was a bio that said dev sold. Grok read it and swiped left. Honestly, I wouldāve texted back.
I STILL CANāT BELIEVE GROK F*CKING BUILT THIS. A MEMECOIN DATING APP THAT TURNED $84 INTO $4,839
Have you ever seen a bot this picky? 2,312 cards swiped, 22 matches, and its best date was a coin literally called DUMPY.
Same little app Grok built me last time. Every fresh Solana token shows up as a card, and the bot runs six checks on it on the spot: liquidity at least $15K, 800+ holders, top 10 wallets on no more than half, $80K+ volume in 24 hours, FDV from $30K, 300+ buyers.
One red check and the card smashes. All six green and it lands in the matches. If the chart is coiled like a spring, it goes SUPER APE and sizes up.
Every match rides to its own take-profit, and whatever it pays goes straight into the next entry.
Results of this 24-hour run, the matches that paid the most:
- POOFY, +$186, the first big one, just after 5am
- NOODL, +$353, the best return of the day, before 8am
- FLOOF, +$255, the lunchtime one, and even it almost tripled
- DUMPY, +$1,421, yes, the one called DUMPY paid the most
- TWIGG, +$1,026, the last big one, right at 20:00
16 smaller wins in between, +16% to +61% each.
And the one breakup. RIZZO hit its stop at ā14%, ā$55, and the bot swiped on to the next card like nothing happened.
Thatās what I love about it. Itās ruthless with the 2,290 it passes on, and it doesnāt hang on to the one that went wrong.
21 good dates, one breakup, and it got over that one faster than anyone I know.
tenzo retweeted
I canāt stop f*cking watching this. my Grok Bot turns every trade into a bubble that pops into a vault, and after 24 hours $100 is now $6,922.
39 wins, 1 loss. guess what that one loss cost.
hereās what it built. every new Solana memecoin has to pass its GROK FILTER first: liquidity, holders, top 10 wallets, volume, real buyers.
pass it, and the token becomes a bubble that inflates as the position grows. hit the take, it pops, and the profit pours into the PROFIT VAULT for the next entries. when a chart really runs, the bubble gets bigger and stays in longer.
out of 3,290 tokens it scanned, only 40 got popped.
the mega pops:
> 05:25, GIGGL +750%
> 11:19, ARCDE +474%
> 14:33, FROTY +638%
> 18:00, GLTCH +434%, the biggest payout of the day
> 21:32, PIXLZ +287%
GIGGL did +750% in the morning and paid $285.
GLTCH did +434% in the evening and paid $1,306, more than 4.5x the money. same bot, a much fuller vault behind it.
the rest came from small pops of +10-60%, 40% of the profit. and they come in chains, 5 to 8 in a row, because it takes profit on plan instead of waiting for more.
and that one loss? DIZZY, cut at -16%. $9.
11 bubbles were still in the arena when the session ended. none of that is in the $6,922.
one session isnāt a track record, and memecoins can still wipe anyone out.
$100 to $6,922, and exactly one red bubble in the whole arena.