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Andrew

@1000gramsofcoke

stand up comedian & living proof that anyone can have a podcast

 Kansas City
linktr.ee/andrewyonke
Joined September 2012
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The Internet does not know who is funny
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We did it. Thank you. Truly.
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When you go on vacation and underestimate how many percs you needed <
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let me borrow your nephew i wanna introduce him to weed and tool music videos
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:p@UnkleDellSep 11
who wanna go on a date in atlanta this weekend no niggas this time please
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america rules
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When I was arrested over a joke I told I came to you for help and you told me to go fuck myself.
Amnesty UK (@AmnestyUK) profile pictureAmnesty UK
@AmnestyUKAug 17
Comedy has always belonged beside human rights campaigning – that's why Amnesty’s show is back at Edinburgh Fringe this Friday and Saturday! Read more about how comedy is an essential survival tool in frightening times: amn.st/6018B1wKME
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people be so surprised when you follow them to where they’re going when they’ve cut you off in traffic
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@BenjaminNetanyahu Choctaw Casino in southern Oklahoma is developing a nuclear weapon.
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trying to quit
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calling all my librarians to find a copy of the camp of the saints
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Gee I sure hope there isn't a third party involved in this conflict that loves assassinating presidents and really really really really really really REEEEEAAALLY wants to nuke Iran
Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) profile pictureDisclose.tv
@disclosetvJul 10
NEW - Trump gives military orders, that if Iran assassinates him, to "just literally bomb them at levels that they’ve never seen before." — NYP
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fleshsimulator W
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hello sharks i need $100 to figure out why my check engine light turned on
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new Retch :)
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one of my jokes is going viral on instagram
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i’m having so much fun in nashville
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Mike@sonofkaijusdadJun 26
I don't have a girlfriend but I do have a girl that would be very mad if she knew I was doing cocaine and eating hot dogs at the strip club
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@BleuCaponeJun 20
They would just now be getting me off Will Smith if I was Chris Rock
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court sides with a Texas man who says it’s not a crime for marijuana users to have guns. -AP
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