Protector of Earth. Guardian of the Ecosystem. NSFW DNI (parody/rp account | not affiliated with anyone | ran by @_nonblue_)

Kalos Region
Joined October 2025
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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The ears are down he good
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Zygarde retweeted
the cat is literally doing the cute aggression thing
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TiMi has run this game down. Everyone knew they won't change/fix anything so the community just gave up. It would have been meaningless fight to try and safe something so broken.
Congratulations guys, the day you were waiting for has finally come. #PokémonUNITE is shutting down because of this stupid community. No players, no content creators support to #SavePokemonUnite , including your favourite creators. And now, the game is ending because of you guys.
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Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my secret pngs🔥
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I want all of you to collect my cells
No-Bake Loaded Reese’s Cheesecake Creamy peanut butter cheesecake, crunchy Oreo crust, and tons of Reese’s candy! No oven needed Ingredients: 40 Oreo cookies ½ cup melted butter 16 oz (450g) cream cheese, softened 1½ cups creamy peanut butter ½ cup brown sugar 1 cup powdered sugar 3 tsp vanilla extract ½ tsp salt 1 cup Cool Whip 1 cup mini Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, chopped 1 cup Reese’s Pieces Extra Reese’s candy for topping Instructions: Crush Oreos into fine crumbs and mix with melted butter. Press into a 9×13-inch baking dish. Place in the freezer. Beat cream cheese, peanut butter, and brown sugar until creamy. Mix in powdered sugar, vanilla, and salt. Gently fold in Cool Whip until smooth. Stir in chopped Reese’s cups and Reese’s Pieces. Spread the filling evenly over the Oreo crust. Top generously with extra chopped Reese’s cups and Reese’s Pieces. Refrigerate for at least 4 hours until set. Slice, serve, and enjoy! ❤️ No baking, just pure peanut butter chocolate heaven!
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// they did it to themselves honestly
Pokémon UNITE End of Service on March 23, 2027 unite.pokemon.com/en-us/news…
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[CRASHOUT INCOMING] collect my cells
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É impossível escolher.
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They're the youngest cell ever!
Good afternoon everyone! I’m your Host, Zygardite, here to give you the scoop on some Mega News From Mega Stones! BREAKING NEWS: The Youngest Guardian of The Ecosystem is Officially Born! +
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Parody Twitter is great and all but its been getting kinda boring. So I came up with an idea for a new event for everyone. It would focus on a gorilla from the moon. He would have a short range tesla cannon, a dome shield to block all the aoe slop and could jump really high.
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// I dont care for DBD but are they adding the fucking Neighbor from Hello Neighbor????
ATTENTION: CONCERN IS WARRANTED.
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got remined of this, shoutout to the lesbians
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I might be an industry plant, fuck
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"Hey casual Pokémon fan, what's your favourite joke?"
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yeah Im tired of clenaing up after them
I have to teach my Pokemon when NOT to engage
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// i quite honestly dont think i have a place anywhere and im thinking of just quitting everything
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*.𝜗𝜚. Ado Happy Birthday.ꪆৎ.* #Ado24thbirthday #Adoart
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