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@100PercentAPlus

Shit yeah, don't even worry! You got this, motherfucker!

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Joined November 2014
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For a long time I have wondered "Should I ever pin a tweet?" Then I remembered this drunken masterpiece Nice!
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Oh ho ho Ah ha ha Apes Monkeys Primates who have not left the wild God was like "not quite right" until he made humans He saw how much monkeys jack off and was like "oh no, that's too much" He made people and saw how much we jack off and was like "okay. Nice!"
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"Dude, no, you couldn't beat a chimp It would tear you limb from limb" You forget, man of bone and yielding flesh, A chimp is not a machine, It is a beast, And beasts can know fear The chimp can know me This chimp shall perish before it can even think of flight. Nice!
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LISTEN BOSSMAN CAN'T YOU SEE MORE OT WOULD BURY ME WANNA BE A FRIDAY GUY GIVE WEEKENDS OFF A TRY
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The Girl Who Cucked the Hornet's Nest
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Xanthan Fun
@Xanthan81Sep 1
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The Girl With the Cuck Tattoo?
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A second one? No way
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I Now Pronounce You Cuck and Larry? That was a movie, right?
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Cuck Everlasting
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Imagine the broad drinking that pond water right away, and cuck everlasting being stuck forever with a child bride Now imagine if she drank that shit at 67 years old and Cuck Everlasting was eternally a victim That's Samsara, bitch
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Terminator two
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Because of Epic-Winn-Dixie
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A Man In Red
@a_man_in_redAug 29
If you invite @FetusberryJam and/or @100PercentAPlus to your house, be sure to hide your Alexa.
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I hate babies so much it's unreal AND I KNOW MY BROTHER A PLUS IS RIGHT THERE WITH ME BROTHER
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MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT AMERICAPOWDER, BITCH USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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"My name is China, and I have made powerful gunpowder, but don't know what to do with it" I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WITH IT, LIU FEY YOU GIVE IT TO AMERICA, AND WE USE IT TO INVENT GUNS WE INVENTED THE GUN, THEN WE PERFECTED IT AND WITH GOD'S GRACE WE'LL REINVENT IT USA!
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It's almost the day when @100PercentAPlus and I get especially aggressive about the United States Somewhat related: Real fireworks that can be bought in stores
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The Questbroski
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@FetusberryJam @100PercentAPlus
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Awl 'D' Best@DemoncowwJul 4
YOU SEEING THAT DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT? NAH I DON'T THINK SO THAT'S THE GLINT OFF AN MQ-9 REAPER EQUIPPED WITH AGM-114 HELLFIRE MISSILES POINTED AT YOUR BROAD STRIPES WE'RE GONNA SPANGLE THE STARS RIGHT OFF YOUR ASS BETTER GET TO HAILING AHEAD OF SCHEDULE USA USA USA USA USA
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250 CONSECUTIVE YEARS OF KICKING THE WORLD'S ASS 250 YEARS OF SLAPPING THE WORLD SILLY NICE TRY EUROPE NICE TRY, HAT EUROPE NICE TRY, PANTS EUROPE 250 YEARS OF KICKING ASS ETERNAL YEARS TO COME USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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EAT YOUR PRUNES EAT YOUR DATES EAT YOUR HEART OUT, REST OF THE WORLD AMERICA IS HERE TO STAY, AND WILL NEVER DIE 250 IS A NOVELTY WE DID THAT MUCH IN OUR SLEEP WE'RE ABOUT TO GET SERIOUS USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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"Oh dear me, I am the common european frenchman, and I shuffle nervously at the thought of fighting my breakfast of raw tree sap. I better act like it's good, or else the USA MAY HEAR" NICE TRY ALEXANDER THE FAKE WITH A BREAKFAST OF PURE TIME, WE CAN HEAR ALL USA! USA! USA!
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