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Probably not serious | Not an active CIA asset | Tottenham supporter | Houston sports enjoyer | Sam Houston alumnus | Hibachi enthusiast

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Now that Phil Longo is gone from Sam Houston it is important to remember how terrible Russell Martinez is at his job and replace him or separate him from athletic branding.
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As a PROUD supporter and donor to Baylor University and the Bears athletic program I am calling on leadership to hire Phil Longo as our next Head Coach. He can recruit Texas and is offensive minded. This is the way forward. @BaylorAthletics
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No I'm not rage baiting I am mentally ill brother.
BREAKING: Neuroscientists confirm that an under-stimulated ADHD brain will unconsciously pick an argument or poke a sibling just to manufacture a hit of adrenaline—which is why your house erupts into chaos the exact second everyone is bored. When the external environment goes quiet and flat, an ADHD nervous system scrambles to fill the gap:1/6
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
ADHD brains show higher boredom proneness but research does not confirm neuroscientists verified unconscious argument-picking or sibling-poking specifically for adrenaline. Post cites no source. link.springer.com/article/10.100… frontiersin.org/journals/psych…
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Capitan patches are having a moment in college football and now I see the Brewers have them as well. The simple C looks clean.
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Phil Longo sold me HARD DRUGS last Saturday. I recognized him as a football coach (can't remember what team) and asked him about it. He flicked me on the forehead and called me a retard and says his team plays on weekdays. Seemed a bit un called for.
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Fellas if your wife or girlfriend is excited for the new book coming out today it is important to remember to do this. Once they get comfortable and locked in to start reading make sure you get up and start doing random loud unneeded chores like vacuuming.
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To everyone noticing how doom and gloom the algorithm is leading up to the mid term elections. Strap up.
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I was raised to leave things better than I found them so I'd normally clean up most things anyways but that gets hard to stomach when you're also charging a 250-300 dollar cleaning fee. Would rather stay at hotel.
It's blowing my mind how many grown adults think it's unreasonable to ask them to clean up their own dirty dishes when they rent a house with a full kitchen.
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Genuine A+ bait
Whatever. People are letting my vote for Talarico and Hinojosa instead of Paxton and Abbot cloud reality.. Yes I have a cowboy hat as well. Saying this isn’t Texan is pure jealousy and hatred.
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Sometimes you can sense a man gets absolutely zero play and have to step in. Kudos to the random kind stranger.
A really high dude at Whataburger just gave me $300 in cash??? "Go get you a nice shirt and a good haircut, and go get you some tail my boy" ALRIGHTY THEN
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This was not a requirement before
THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE WANTS TO MAKE U.S. CITIZENSHIP A REQUIREMENT FOR PUBLIC HOUSING!!
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Someone needs to be reminded that’s they’re doing an incredible job. They need to imagine their younger self seeing where they’re at now… they’d be astonished. Keep going, man. History tells us people who refuse to quit rarely fail. Be irrational. Be delusional. Never give up.
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It is always important to practice tape discipline.
Say it with me now: Let’s wait for the All-22 to come out.
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IRS: Did you lie on your taxes? Me: Never lied, I just doubled down on wrong information.
IRS: Did you lie on your taxes? Me: Not to my knowledge.
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It is disrespectful in my culture to suggest the President should be on salary for less than Dak Prescott.
Replying to @GWHayduke97
Standard take these days. Although $50m is too high $10m POTUS, $5m Senator/SCOTUS/Cabinet, $1m House and very top non-cabinet political positions And just have some sort of total market index available
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Massive punt block for the TD. #2Things
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Melvin Gordon playing beer die in Huntsville before a weekday CUSA game. I love college football
Breaking news from the wife, Rory is in the Bearkat fit EAT EM UP
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🚨 BURNER PREDICTIONS 🚨 Snapback Saturday x Sam Houston Game 7 vs NMSU
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Connecticut makes a really good pizza I won't lie but this startup company with Rome inspired pies really puts them to shame.
Look at these CT pies and tell me there are states with better pizza than Connecticut. You simply cannot.
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The final act of genius is being retarded
"I have to let my unconscious brain do the work because it reacts a lot quicker." 🧠 Devin Cooley chats with @BParkerTV about the psychology behind his unreal performance vs. the Canes.
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