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Only Jesus is faithful, the rest of us are just trying.

London, England
Joined August 2015
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As a Father I retweeted
Replying to @ohnohedidnt24
我的青春合影了
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this angle is even better lmao
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As a Father I retweeted
“Happy Wife Happy Life” never ends well
Lil Jon Ended His 18-Year Marriage as He Was 'Tired of Walking on Eggshells' Details: buff.ly/chehdzu
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As a Father I retweeted
This is one of the reasons why I kept my Twitter account & turned it into Archives When I talk about things 3-5yrs ahead now it’s timestamped. It also shows me when I should ‘act’ on things, so I setup/ position far earlier. If I’m early, & they late Ima time the execution
Being right years ahead of others isn’t nearly as satisfying as people think. Nobody apologizes for treating you like a crazy. They just come back years later, repeating what you told them as if it’s some groundbreaking revelation because they finally heard it from someone else.
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As a Father I retweeted
Replying to @The__Vyrus
One girl posted this week if your boyfriend can’t give you an iPhone he shouldn’t ask you to refuse it from another guy. She went ahead to encourage women to date multiple men if the fiancé isnt providing
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As a Father I retweeted
Again, a society that says poor men can’t have women should not expect rich men to have one woman. Nobody is anybody’s fool.
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Steph really the number one person u don’t wanna piss off in a game! Once he get that look in his eye and start nodding his head, you know the floodgates finna open 😭😭
Don't poke the bear It's Steph at night.😴
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As a Father I retweeted
Shump might be the last hope for what basketball was meant to be.
Iman Shumpert goes off on anyone calling for the NBA to shorten its 82 game season, arguing that players should focus on conditioning and changing how they play instead of reducing the number of games. Shumpert points to legends like Michael Jordan, Karl Malone, John Stockton and Gary Payton, who played 82 game seasons, questioning why today’s players need fewer games. He believes the league should bring back more physical basketball, with players attacking the post, taking midrange shots, playing through contact and cutting down on flopping and exaggerated moves. He also questions how much extra time players would actually gain from shortening the season, arguing that changing the way the game is played may be a better solution to the injury problem. ( Via. @imanshumpert )
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As a Father I retweeted
Men don’t tolerate bullshit like that
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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As a Father I retweeted
“We’re the first, we’ll die fat, at a bar and say we won the Euros for Portugal” then he mimicked a drunk man, mind you he doesn’t even drink, such a funny man😂
💚❤️🏆 Cristiano Ronaldo’s speech when delivered first trophy ever for Portugal, Euro 2016. “It’s the happiest day of my life”.
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As a Father I retweeted
“You’re a dad now. You won’t have time to play GTA VI.” Me:
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As a Father I retweeted
Damn Kuminga is holding opponents to 37% FG on defense 😂 Wolves ranked #3 defense. This is legitimately an ELITE defender. Ranked #3 in the NBA for Best Net Pts added defensively as well. #18 in the entire NBA in overall pts added per ESPN Analytics 🤯 teapawt.org/clutchnumbers/status/2…
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My barber cut my hair for free as a gift
Replying to @_imnotyourm8_
Out of curiosity, do men get groom markups when planning their weddings? Do they experience any kind of wedding tax, or is it just brides suffering??😭
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As a Father I retweeted
Woke up morning after & my penis was just gone. Just gone. Dems works fast
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As a Father I retweeted
Sadly yes
has the UK ever even had a sexy politician
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As a Father I retweeted
Essa mulher não está "infeliz". Ela está entediada. E o tédio, no cérebro feminino moderno, é interpretado como falha moral do marido. Isso, na lógica antiga e funcional do casamento, era o critério de sucesso. Hoje, para a mulher cuja mente foi treinada por novelas, dark romance e redes sociais, esse homem se torna o antagonista precisamente porque ele funciona. Ele não entrega o drama contínuo que o cérebro dela foi condicionado a exigir como prova de "amor". A cultura de massa vendeu para ela a ideia de que o amor verdadeiro deve parecer uma novela de sofrimento e reconciliação permanente. Quando a realidade entrega um homem que não a faz chorar toda semana, ela conclui que o problema está nele, não no script mental que ela internalizou.
🇦🇷 Una mujer habla sobre la frustración de estar casada con un hombre que trabaja, es buen padre, paga las cuentas y no da problemas, pero con quien ya no se siente feliz.
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Watching this was time well spent
OMG ,gets huge… and then the chaos begins! 😂
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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As a Father I retweeted
"You don't have enough hits in your library"
🚨NEW: Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick sat down today with @WSJ to discuss the launch of Grand Theft Auto VI. The interviewer literally said straight to his face that they don’t have any major hits, despite the huge success of GTA 5 and Red Dead 2… 💀 Strauss’ reaction says it ALL… What a clueless clown she is… 🤡😭
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Dummy
Because your laptop charger charges your phone doesn't mean you should use it
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JK was obvious most lied player on earth they got on here and said most impactful player vs champs last year was a nothing burger cuz he didn’t conform to Steve Kerr retardness
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