18 Pro owners, how's Face ID treating you?
Because this could single-handedly be the worst iPhone UX we've ever seen.
A 250 GTO doesn't belong in a vault. It belongs on the limit, one mistake from the wall.
Most men arrange a slow fade: fewer risks, safer bets, until the end finds them long after they've left the arena.
Better to be taken mid-race, by something worthy of the fight.
15 years behind
GO TO ANY SHOPIFY STORE AND ADD /cart.json TO THE URL
THIS TELLS YOU INSTANTLY WHETHER A STORE RUNS ON SHOPIFY. IF IT RETURNS JSON IT'S SHOPIFY. IF IT 404S IT'S NOT
NOW ADD /meta.json TO THE SAME STORE
THIS SHOWS YOU THEIR SHOPIFY PLAN. BASIC ($39), SHOPIFY ($105), OR ADVANCED ($399). IF THEY'RE ON ADVANCED THEY'RE DOING SERIOUS VOLUME. IF THEY'RE ON BASIC WITH 200 PRODUCTS THEY'RE EITHER STARTING OR BLEEDING
NOW ADD /products.json?limit=250&page=1
EVERY PRODUCT. EXACT PRICES. EVERY VARIANT. COMPARE-AT PRICES. PRODUCT CREATION DATES. CHANGE page=1 TO page=2 FOR THE NEXT 250 PRODUCTS
A PRODUCT CREATED LAST WEEK = THEY'RE TESTING IT
A PRODUCT CREATED 8 MONTHS AGO STILL LIVE = IT'S PRINTING
A COMPARE-AT PRICE 60% HIGHER = THAT'S THEIR EXACT ANCHORING STRATEGY
NOW ADD /collections/all?sort_by=best-selling
THEIR ENTIRE CATALOG SORTED BY ACTUAL SALES. THE PRODUCTS AT THE TOP ARE MAKING REAL MONEY. NOT FEATURED. NOT PROMOTED. THE ONES PEOPLE ACTUALLY BUY
NOW COMBINE ALL FOUR:
- /cart.json CONFIRMS IT'S SHOPIFY
- /meta.json TELLS YOU HOW BIG THEY ARE
- /products.json GIVES YOU THEIR PRICING AND TESTING TIMELINE
- /collections/all?sort_by=best-selling SHOWS YOU WHAT ACTUALLY SELLS
THEIR PLATFORM, PLAN, ENTIRE CATALOG, PRICING STRATEGY, TESTING HISTORY, AND BEST SELLERS. ALL FROM 4 URLS ANYONE CAN TYPE. THE STORE OWNER IS NEVER NOTIFIED. THE DATA IS FREE. 99% OF OPERATORS HAVE NEVER TYPED ANY OF THEM
NOW TAKE THEIR BEST SELLER. FIND IT ON ALIEXPRESS. PASTE THE LINK INTO AI. FULL PRODUCT PAGE IN 60 SECONDS WITH A HEADLINE THAT CONVERTS 2X HIGHER THAN THEIRS. LIVE ON YOUR STORE BEFORE THEY CHECK THEIR ANALYTICS TOMORROW MORNING
(I built the AI tool that does the page part - paste any aliexpress link, full page in 60 seconds → link in bio)
18pairsonkith retweeted
The sneaker -> nft transition was funny because it was a bunch of grown men who hadn't changed their profile pic of themselves/a sports team for years and all of a sudden it was a cute cartoon bear
Fun fact: he gathered this information by chance, observing @iwan’s hand tremble during sleep; one day he slipped a pencil and paper into the grip. At first the marks seemed like random scribbles, but someone recognized Chinese characters, arranged a translation into English, and this is what it revealed.
Replying to @18pairsonkith @cirnocodes
If this gets 8 likes I’ll post the akari target module on the tl
You’re not dumb. You’re just lazy.
non sneaker folks discovering proxies for the first time in 2026
the bar couldn’t be lower
“Private” residential proxy network.
Except the IPs weren’t very private, just the access 🥸
We looked at an invite-only provider and found a large part of its pool was already being sold by other proxy providers too.
A lot of proxy brands. Probably far fewer independent IP pools behind them.
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