what i wouldn’t give to be here right now

annoying ☼ annoying ☽ annoying ↑

NO we’re not astrologically comparable NO she doesn’t find me attractive YES i am madly love with her what is the issue here????

i am ON this platform

rip to this bitch he would’ve had a 45 paragraph-long rating system in his letterboxd bio

if you are my good friend i have probably thought about dating you...it’s just the aqua venus in me

oh god ohfcuck what am i gonna do jesusj&;&: i NEED my fleets i NEED

me jon b jack harlow

it’s always “mental health awareness” this and “it’s okay to not be okay” that until i try to scrub my online identity, run away to Vancouver, and sell my hair to innocent folk on the side of the road

i know too many comedy majors and not enough funny people

i have had sex with steve buscemi

my roommate refuses to eat fruits???? kind of homophobic

catching a whiff of human shit on nj transit

dream saw trap rotation

just checked out some Sex Playlists on spotify, can’t wait to get ravished to Good For You by Selena Gomez