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90'larda doğanlar olarak hiçbirimiz yaşımızı göstermiyoruz. Bizden önceki nesil bu yaşlardayken gayet olgun duruyordu ama biz hala 20 lerin başında gibi duruyoruz. Bizden sonraki nesil de büyük duruyor ama biz nedense küçük duruyoruz. Anlam veremiyorum buna. Ne ara 30 olduk sahi?
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This what happens when you lean back too much
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remember when q tip killed him lmao
Every movie Fat Joe been in is a hood classic.
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Now seems like a good time to remind people that a bit over ten years ago, China compromised a network of CIA sources, hunted them down, and executed them. axios.com/2017/12/15/china-k…
does america have any honeypots in china? like are we playing offense at all?
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Replying to @amonkeemaniac
unbelievable gem. what do you mean DIY
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you kiss your teeth. we suck our teeth. you rice and peas. we rice and beans. you saltfish. we catfish. you oxtail. we oxtails. so on and so forth.
Replying to @AmeriKraut
Black American's have a chow chow too? We have it in the caribbean but it's with fruit not veggies
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Niggas gotta get a job they pissed about that🤣
Yella Beezy’s entourage pissed leaving the courthouse
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His consensual relations are getting more attention than the Epstein files
BREAKING: Nvidia employee who reportedly had an affair with Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang identified as VP of Healthcare Kimberly Powell
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type shit
So Chicago.. if I have a weekday morning party with FOOD, y’all would slide?? A Ditch Day Brunch??
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Man wtf
Environmental lawyer Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. stops his car on Interstate 684 in New York State while traveling with his children and cuts the penis off a road-killed raccoon.
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Replying to @codemiko
The kids with the second wife sound like prototypes
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Tomorrow becomes today and I couldn’t care less about a sandwich. The moral of the story is to act purely on impulse because the future is not real.
I am excited to eat a sandwich tomorrow
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I still remember my boy hanging out on Crenshaw one night, and he got caught in the crossfire of a shooting without realizing it was about to go down. Before the first dude started shooting, he said “ayyyy my n’gga, DUCK!! I’m tryna get the n’ggas behind you!!!”
White girl on Tik Tok said she was outside in Oakland once when someone started shooting, so they ran into this tiny lil store. She suggested they get out of there bc they were sitting ducks if the shooter found them & all the Black ppl looked at her crazy like.. girl the shooter’s not gonna come in the store, looking for random ppl to kill.. that’s not really what Black folks do LOL
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Pokémon in the hood
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This zoomer pulled himself by his bootstraps and now the boomer casinos won’t pay him the money he’s owed
This 24 year old guy figured out how to beat a casino and won $800,000 The casino refused to pay him and gave him back just $50,000 and when he complained to gambling regulators, they sided with the casino. His name is Thomas McPeek, he’s from Chicago who still lives with his parents. Early 2024 - spends months reading sports betting books - studies football parlays - discovers Caesars is offering odds he believes are mathematically mispriced He realizes he might have found a way to beat the house. August 2024 McPeek walks into Horseshoe Casino in Indiana with around $30,000. Instead of placing a few enormous bets, he spends an entire week making hundreds of small wagers through self-service kiosks. (He doesn’t want the casino noticing his strategy) By the end of the week, he’s won $350,000. September 2024 He travels to another Caesars casino in Iowa. Same strategy. Another $450,000. October 2024 McPeek returns to Horseshoe to collect his money. But Caesars has other plans. The casino voids his winning tickets, accusing him of coordinating bets across state lines and splitting his wagers into smaller amounts to circumvent its rules. Instead of paying his winnings, Caesars returns his original $50,000. And that’s it. Another casino, Blue Chip, had already paid him $127,000 using his betting strategy. They simply banned him from coming back. McPeek complains to gambling regulators in Indiana and Iowa. Both side with Caesars. 2025 McPeek takes Caesars to federal court, demanding the winnings he believes he’s owed. Caesars argues that he violated the rules he agreed to when placing the bets and asks the court to dismiss his lawsuit. McPeek responds: “It’s not like I can snap my fingers and make the bets win. They still have to win.” And he’s still fighting for his money. Imagine spending months learning how to beat the house, actually beating it, and then being told your winning tickets don’t count. But if those same bets had lost, would the casino have returned his $50,000? Tbh I don’t think so.
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you can feed white people cole slaw straight out of your hand like a wild horse
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This is the plot line of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
My love language is getting my cock touched/sucked on and being addressed as pharaoh
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They get to bandwagon because they also went through the pain of wanting to blow their shit smoove off
bears fans randomly drafting suicidal youths to the fandom has definitely been my highlight this week
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I put it on my arms and do this
how do you fold a fitted sheet? I just be throwing that mf.
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Replying to @2020_Nikkie
You from Oregon .. stay outta Chicago business
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