Real Tom Loftis

Good news Bret isn’t running for anything

Might be a ribbon as a censor

Should just submit for best film

I’m sure they asked 100 people in a shopping mall what do you expect

Wish yall could find a real issue, a pickup game at a city owned gym

She’s the female Vivek, a born loser

Slow news day?

“Erhhh well” ass bitch

Ozempic, side effects may include divorce

Is it a tuck n flip to hide the 8 head?

Is this the sharia law they’re always preaching about

Didn’t know we’d have to explain the birds and the bees on twitter

Everyone knows the design of Cheesecake Factory is gaudy i don’t know why people are acting like he called their grandma ugly. It’s a tourist trap establishment. Its ugly as fuck but good made to order food. But it is covered in sponge paint and columns that go to nothing in gold

Yeah but the joke is about how ugly they look inside, which is a known thing

But she’s too dumb to realize she’s racist

This girl has never had a thought in her life

They can still ask but can’t charge you for not doing it

He’s a loser who is addicted to losing elections

Natalie says he did a good job

Building little memories to remember after he’s locked up