1alon9🐂🀄️

I gave a dog access to my GitHub and woke up to a green graph. Meet Gitretriever. He clocks in at 1:07 am, when you're asleep. He opens the repo and types with his paws. He commits the fix before you roll over. Then he scans the whole repo, 128 files, nose to the screen. He sniffs out every open issue and closes all five. He opens a pull request, waits for the checks to go green and merges it himself. No standup. No coffee. No "works on my machine". By morning the contribution graph is solid green. You don't need another engineer. You need a good boy.