Life sucks for everyone, just remember that you have the choice to bitch over what could be different or shut up and enjoy what's good.
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I thought it would be nice to grab a drink with some crows, turns out a "crowbar" is NOT what I thought it was.
In other news, I figured out why a group of crows is called a 'murder'.
Mob boss: did u ice Johnny yet?
Henchman: uhh I got him the strippers like u asked.
Mob boss: ???
Henchman: yeah, u said "snitches get bitches", right?
Walmart employee in Lincoln, NB: why is everyone buying pool noodles
Joshes: we must fight for our honor
Random guy in Walmart: bro did I just hear your water bottle talk to you??
Me: ???
Him: oh I'm on LSD, nevermind
Cut so sharp he went right thru the damn stage #Rodwave
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When someone replies to the Snapchat you sent 5 minutes ago & you have no clue what you said to them
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Of the genus “nopicus”, commonly known for causing frequent house fires.
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People complaining about masks:
There’s NO way I’m wearing a mask in 100 degree weather! I’ll have a heatstroke!
Cops, having to wear a bulletproof vest for 12 hours:
The first two lines don’t work bc they’re Ram pickups
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