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But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
I don't know what it is:
The military service.
The greatness at their jobs.
The similar look and build.
Not sure, but for some reason Jimmy Stewart is the Ted Williams of acting, or is it Ted Williams is the Jimmy Stewart of baseball? Either way, you get my point.
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Kobe Bryant’s career FG% was .447 and I’ve never once heard that brought up
Jayson Tatum’s is .458 and he is constantly called inefficient
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Imagine if Tom Brady were #1 in this stat like Mahomes is currently. People would lose their mind, but since it’s Mahomes no one really cares
Which QBs Live Behind the Line of Scrimmage?
% of pass attempts behind the LOS:
1. Patrick Mahomes
2. Baker Mayfield
...
31. Jayden Daniels
32. CJ Stroud #ethical
Data: @FantasyPtsData, min. 105 attempts
Jesus christ. Norman Powell be over exaggerating a foul on every fucking long distance shot he takes. It's so fucking annoying. Kicking his legs all around and shit.
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If a bakery baking a cake for a gay wedding is "endorsing homosexuality”...then voting for a p*dophile is DEFINITELY endorsing p*dophilia.
Hope that helps clear things up this midterm season!
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Another beautiful to Sir Patrick Steward tribute that I ran across on Reddit
If the creator of this would let me know, I am happy to flag it
Collection of scenes from Star Trek: The Next Generation
I'm not crying, you're crying!
Paying tribute to a great actor and a fine human being
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RIP Patrick Stewart. What an actor. I still can’t believe he agreed to do this scene. And he didn’t even mind when I ruined every take. Legend.
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2026:
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Diez minutos después las encuentras en reventa al triple de precio.
Tres meses más tarde ves el concierto en TikTok, grabado por alguien que aparentemente logró demostrar que no era un robot.
Solo querías escuchar a tu artista favorito en vivo.
Terminaste teniendo una relación más larga con la fila virtual que con tu última pareja.
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If the CEO of KFC stopped working tomorrow, the company would still make money. If the cooks stopped working tomorrow, KFC wouldn't make a dime. You can't tell me the people doing the actual work don't deserve a living wage.
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All I'm saying is that if you had a tribe of say 100 people, and 10 of those people hoarded 90% of all the tribes resources while half the tribe starved, the rest of the tribe would eventually run those 10 people out of the tribe.
Imagine how stupid you have to be as a fan, to root for a guy to beat all of the wins and records of a guy you hate, because he won so much, and set so many records. Irony is dead.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have found it. It has been elusive, but we finally managed to hone in on its exact location. I present to you the stupidest fucking sports take in the history of the internet.
Replying to @CsCoach1
JB put Boston on the map and then the shipped in down the block. Divisional rival…sorry state of affairs for a once great franchise

























