29yo Forklift certified. nocturnal.
Joined August 2013
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He says "you've now found yourself inside an incomprehensible maze" .. but how would you? Like if it's incomprehensible?
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Just saw you can see everything, give Nathan Fielder infinite money and a billion cameras bro I'm trying to see EVERYTHING AND THE REENACTMENT.
After Nathan for you and The Rehearsal I thought he was on my see everything of his list, this just completely seals the deal.
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Just saw Primetime, That's a movie, and it isn't afraid to be a movie. The lighting and resolution, it's a type of look I haven't since 2012.
The first words being "undress me and I'll undress you" it's perfect for the angle they show you. Ahhh and the lightning scene, so good.
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Been using dim mode on Twitter as long as I can remember, accidentally let this dumbass app update now it's stuck in dark mode. shit looks like a knockoff, this ain't Twitter.
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The term Butch used to kind of confused me because the first lesbian I ever met at like 5 years old was a very bald, very large, rough woman who lived in a house alone.
For a long time that's what I thought Butch was, anything softer was like "Well that's not like Butch Butch"
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I've been at the gym for like an hour, I totally understand how ridiculousness and America's funniest home videos got popular.
I'd much rather see a curated feed of shortslop than Trump's face, white blonde woman with intense-eyes, and copaganda on ten different channels.
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Friend's ex was a self-conscious mess and I swear he's probably trans. (More clues than I'm sharing here.) He was definitely the villain of that break up tho. She saw him the other day still being a visibly anxious mess. Hope he finds a way to live a life that makes him happy 🙁
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Imagine a stranger appears (like actually fades into existence) with a joint in their hand and goes "holy shit [Your name], you gotta hit this, it makes you appear".
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There's this idea at so many jobs of "the right way" and "the way we do it". This school of thought works in some professions but it's really seeped into every field, there are no standards every industry is a pile of shortcuts. People don't get paid enough to care.
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So glad that sexist racist xenophobic homophobic losers are forced to be so alone, they walk outside and they can't even find another person they deem human... Good, die alone.
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