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“Big Jerker” Thorton

@30secondnut

World Renound Alcohol Abuser, Ted 2 lover, back porch and your Mom/GF enjoyer. Chronic Dry Beater. Reformed liar. Oiling up.

Joined April 2021
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I still have not broken NNN #ErectionDay
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Hello my name is Sam Darnold, I committed voter fraud today and voted for whoever you hate. I also signed up for draftkings.
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Upset i didn’t think of this
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Yall was just naked on Halloween now yall politicians
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Working from home just to move to the office
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Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him tmz.me/4Aap1wW
Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him

Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him

Donald Trump is already eyeing his next political gig ... joking he'll pack his bags and move to Israel to become prime minister if Americans ever get sick of him.

tmz.com
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Yesss i love Election Day and predetermined outcomes
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Not even in the mood to crank hog tonight. Thanks Sam Darnold.
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How watching Sam Darnold drop back to pass feels
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@30secondnut watching MNF and yelling Njigba Puhleeezzz!! at TV all night
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Brian Fleury when a good play call is necessary
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I think i got the whole groupchat giggling with this one
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Nothing in the world she should be thinking this hard about
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Just cooked steak and jerking off for dessert
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Passing the group assignment and not helping at all
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Well said Hank
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@deanjnorris14 Apr 2022
A good reason not to cheat on your spouse, especially if you die first
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Any tips on doing no nut november and not failing on day 1
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How many breakups happened this morning and how many guys fell to their knees seeing her private snap story last night
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Buddy just watched obsession and turned the minions movie on after because he was scared #pussy
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I feel like this happens every Halloween
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Not ok humping everything
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Man fuck this guy
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