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What an absolutely mindblowing, amazing, humbling, elemental, cosmic, beautiful treat of a month it has been in Texas.
The universe is awesome.馃グ
Gunner headbutted my root canal tooth and I almost passsd out from the pain and I'm straight up using the excuse to go get a Dairy Queen Blizzard
Godspeed cabbage, kale, spinach, red onions, and cauliflower starters. I'll need you for whichever one of The Apocalypses is coming. 馃ガ馃
Happy Pythagorean Triple Day to all who celebrate! 馃コ
10虏+ 24虏= 26虏
Next one isn't until March 4 2105 (3虏 + 4虏 = 5虏) so make it count.
Live look at me washing the same set of clothes because I still don't have my luggage despite getting home a week ago
It only took ten years from this tweet and a dozen appointments since to convince them my $12 hot check in 1996 doesn't make me a national security threat.
Today I finally got my Global Entry card.
Replying to @312Will
Now I can get my passport expiry date fixed AND get Global Entry AND get TSA Precheck. 馃挴
Them: Here is who I voted for and why
Me: Here is my fantasy football team and who I'm starting this weekend

















