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Joined February 2024
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10 months later but I lied lowk 😂✌️
hey yall <3 this is gonna be my last tweet on this acc bc i lowk hate hockeytwt 😂🙏 if any of yall want my priv lmk !!
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I prefer the term avant-garde
Chanting that a Norris winning hall of fame defenseman sucks while your team is bottom of the league getting a beating at home is just pathetic I’m sorry
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like truthfully it was funny as fuck
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turning ts off and going to bed 😂✌️ aint no such thing as the comeback canucks in the year 2026
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wait im gagged lowk
Canucks fans just chanted "HE'S NOT SIGNING" referencing Quinn Hughes who has yet to extend in MIN 😭
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that tribute video looked like they made it 5 mins before the game started 😭
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yam retweeted
BUT I HEARD WE NEEDED BRADY TO BE GOOD
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the funniest thing i’ve ever seen on this app 😭😭😭
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yam retweeted
why would anyone talk about this at all with what followed for the next week
maybe I’m just blissfully sheltered in my corner of hockeytwt but to this day I am floored that this picture did not ignite a massive spark of RW&RB flavored rpf
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The Canucks have a 100.59 PDO currently, they are scoring 1-2 goals most games. This is who they are. You guys need to accept that we will be lucky if ANY Canuck scores 20+ goals this season. They are bad. Quit expecting the world from a god awful team who is outplayed every game
Elias Pettersson has gone a little quiet down the stretch of this road trip. Presented by | @bet365ca (19+) #bet365
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and you believe this? truly?
“i'm not a violent dog, i don't know why i bite”
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the worst canucks trade is always the next one
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this one's still a win for me
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back in the day the canucks used to be in here 😭 we so nugu now icb it
i’m trying to get into this sport, why is everyone either a sharks/habs/pens (or all of them) fan??? like half of the accounts here are fans of the same few teams and they all talk like this. it’s so weird??
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we not even annoying enough to insult anymore its so over
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Its too late! I've already depicted you as the very angry and ugly Nathan MacKinnon and myself as the cool auraful Roope Hintz
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(In defense of nathan mackinnon) No YOUR white man is mediocre!!!!!!
fought a mediocre white man that cosplays as a lesbian truly nathan mackinnon ally of all time
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finally
#Canucks line up at morning skate Tuesday ahead of their game @ NYI: DeBrusk-EP40-Lekkerimäki Cotter-Rossi-Karlsson Öhgren-DOC-Boeser Bains-Sasson-Gallagher Extra: Chytil, Räty DPetey-Hronek Oleksiak-Willander Buium-Schenn Brisebois-Mancini
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like buium needed to be dropped
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The future of hockey is brighter when everyone can see themselves in it. Walter Cup champion Abby Roque, a member of Wahnapitae First Nation, reflects on the power of representation and what it means for the next generation of Indigenous hockey players.
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no way turkish pop is on my tl anyway hileli by manifest song of the year
found my new obsession for the next month
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