just yapping honestly

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Chelsea fans always eager and willing to try to bring spirits down around the club, but it won't work. We are the single best attack in Europe; and when Caicedo comes back we're going to be the single strongest team in Europe. It's going to be a fun title race. Shut up and watch
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Look how Arsenal fans back their guy after a costly red card, compare that to Chelsea fans re: Palmer after a nothing loss
Not sure what Mikel said to Max but it didn’t look positive - and not sure why. Max every right to be annoyed at a tackle like that.
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Chelsea fans that dogged Xabi Alonso over an unlucky loss can't contribute to these Arteta talks, you're all hypocrites
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Using Arteta as a stick to beat Alonso with, only to call Arteta a flawed manager, shows a lack of self awareness
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Games like this are the reason Chelsea can win the premier league this season, keeping possession is a death sentence, countering is the meta, Xabi Alonso rules that meta
Replying to @433gary
And there's the deflection. 😂 Have a good evening, man. Watch football.
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I repeat, keeping possession in this current football climate is absolutely idiotic, that's why top teams don't do it Arsenal will recharge, change shape, and get pragmatic, Fleetwood will fall at their feet, and the game will be won, with action, not possession
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Everton, Brighton, Brentford, and Arsenal are the best performing teams in the league this season, and only Arsenal were lucky enough to survive our onslaught. "Chelsea don't create chances" my ass, we were the second highest scoring team in Europe a few days ago
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Gary retweeted
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“When are we going to see Alonso start coaching build up?” “It takes time to perfect a style, but to see basic principles of what you are trying to do, it doesn’t. Maresca we saw his ideas and philosophy instantly” “I want to see us dominate games, not an average of 48% possession. Lavia was not brought on against Spurs, why?” “One of the reasons Pochettino got let go was due to the direct style of play. #CFC said they thought Maresca’s style of Football was the best chance of sustained success” @CFCPys questions Alonso’s direct and transitional style of Football after spending multiple windows recruiting for a ball dominant style of play.
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Top teams don't dominate possession anymore, it's an antiquated concept and we all mock the ones that try. Barcelona? Lambs for the slaughter? Manchester city? Ticking time bomb. Counter pressing is the new meta, Unai Emery, Jose Mourinho, and Xabi Alonso rule that meta.
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I don't believe in Arsenal, but if they do win the league it's because they camp out on their box and die for the lead. Iraola's Liverpool and Xabi's Chelsea will look you dead in the eyes and dare you to keep the ball; then they'll slaughter in transition, that's how winners do
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This quote having a negative reaction is why I'm out of touch with the fanbase, you guys aren't proper chels
🚨 Alonso on low possession stats : "What I want is to win the game. I want that we are better with the ball. I think that we can do better and we were not at our best. It's not that significant. The possession can be 60, it can be 40, 30 as long as you create chances and you have chances to score goals and win games. That's the most important" (@BobbyVincentFL)
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Harry Kane only had 8 assists all year? Really? Isn't that a ... bad return for a striker?
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If you're a young investor and you want generational wealth, setup a $25 weekly buy of Coca Cola (KO) and let it grow for a generation, Roth IRA preferable. There's something in the water, it's about to blow
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The one thing that just hit me like a bag of bricks is Kane probably won the Balon D'or off the back of that Azteca win, and honestly? I still, to this day, don't understand why the English overrate that game so much
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Kylian Mbappé won the Golden Boot at the World Cup, in the Champions League, and in La Liga. Bundesliga Player of the Season: Olise Bayern Player of the Season: Olise Champions League Player of the Season: Kvara La Liga Player of the Season: Lamine Yamal World Cup winner: Yamal England Player of the Year: Jude Bellingham He didn’t win any Player of the Tournament award, but sure, Harry Kane is the Ballon d’Or winner. Make it make sense pls
🌕✨ OFFICIAL: 2026 Ballon d’Or TOP10. 1. Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 4. Rodri Hernández 🇪🇸 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 6. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 7. Ousmane Dembélé 🇫🇷 8. Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 9. Michael Olise 🇫🇷 10. Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸
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sports dead man they’re giving out ballon d’ors for statpadding in bundesliga
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Balon D'or isn't a lifetime achievement award, give it to the sauciest most arrogant most gifted player, Kane slows the game down a notch, abandons his post, hits the ball with all his might, and misses the chances that count. He's not the best player in the world, period
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Thomas Tuchel couldn't win the World Cup or the Bundesliga with the best player in the world? Lmao
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The worst Balon D'or winner in history
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This was the greatest waste of time in history, just go back to phoning the winner and announcing it on a magazine cover
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They're going to show a Ronaldo comp now, just what we needed
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