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4tool 🐟

@4toolz

they/xey 🦭 minister of fuss and misery

Joined April 2025
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ask someone over the age of 30 what their 9/11 was and they'll probably say some bullshit like 9/11
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B A R S U K@vetkhiy_barsukNov 4
surveillance 📽
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Like ok
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al@algllghNov 4
by simply removing one apostrophe from the common idiom "the lion's share", you'll find you've written a lovely piece of microfiction about generosity. something to think about
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connor
@ConnorEatsPantsNov 4
rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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voted democrat in virginia
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matt bernstein@mattxivNov 2
the concept of being the wealthiest author on earth yet you’re sitting on twitter beefing with pup shay
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@jk_rowlingNov 1
I must have been told to fuck off by at least a thousand men in fetish fear by now, but for God's sake try contacts. You're easily the stupidest looking I've ever seen, @pup_shay_.
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my parents vibecoded me
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kendall@superiorsantinaOct 31
if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you
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cav empty@cavempty_Nov 1
if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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Fred Asbestos@moltenflaxOct 30
I hate myself and I want to live
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My pussy got bit by a radioactive uncle
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My uncle got bit by a radioactive pussy
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mfs in the uk hiding the bbw face sitting porn
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Sex with Schrödinger: is it in? is it in? is it in? is it in? is it in?
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chan@chanmamazOct 27
Pattycake pattycake bakers man
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CRIMEWAVE@CRIMEWAVEUSAOct 26
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ian@tigert0tsOct 26
just saw someone call a binder “the most clocky product ever”. you guys are fucking killing yourselves and your community with the ways you talk about our bodies and how we manage them pre medical transition I fucking hate it I hate being in community with you total bummers
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bry 🍔@fonceletigreOct 26
i’m 5’6 and my dick is small and my friends all call me gay
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adhd + burnout + 12 assignments due today = welcome to doing nothing brother 💀💀
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