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Mercator projection

@5Macaroon

I shout into the void and the void responds with one or two likes from the gay people who follow me

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Joined March 2019
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Just got a free drink from Starbucks 👀 It’s a ✨Grande Ice Water✨
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Showing up to the airport without socks is a cardinal sin
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No way a guy named Earl invented the sandwich
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Drag is just LARP for a different subset of gay people
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I was too young to truly appreciate Thrift Shop in its time, but looking back, Macklemore made some good points
Sliced bread is the best thing since Betty White
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Do you think they intentionally released Dr. Strange MoM on the weekend of Mother’s Day?
Ryan Reynolds is Harry Styles’s Wario
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Manda 🌹@uhmanderrose6 May 2022
econ, sal kahn, im withdrawn and now im gone
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The virgin Modern Baseball and the Chad Lincoln
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College is a lot more like high school than people always make it seem. You suffer, and you realize you’re more mentally ill than you thought. It’s just the same thing but More
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This NYU Starbucks is playing @mxmtoon and the number of gay people here is both astounding and not surprising at all
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So much colorful hair. So much oat milk.
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And now they’re playing mother mother. In the Starbucks.
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I just want to give gay people beverages. I could be a barista. Or like a bartender at a queer bar. I feel like this would solve all of my problems
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“Big bad bussin out the Bentley Bentayga. Man, Balenciaga Bardi back and all these bitches fucked.” - Mahatma Gandhi
I like Co-Star because it just gives me cryptic notifications. “You are not a saint.” “Who do you trust with your most intense secrets?” We need more content like this.
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NFTs are just fursonas for finance bros
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bleached hair (liberal) vs bleached hair (conservative)
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I am very in need of dinner
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