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Joined August 2009
NBA makes deals with Polymarket and Kalshi, says "protecting the integrity of the game is our top priority" blah blah blah truehoop.com/p/polymarkets-1…
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Is that…
so much to unpack here
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When the “Iraqi resistance” fighters notice the subtitles mid-interview and completely lose it 😂🤣
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Holy crap. This odd where those red cabins are in relation to where the river normally is.
🚨 URGENT: BLUFF, UTAH — EVACUATE NOW IF YOU’RE IN THE FLOOD ZONE 🚨 Sunday, October 25 | 8:30 PM Floodwaters are rising rapidly near Bluff, and conditions are changing quickly. Residents south of Highway 191/Main Street, on the river side, are being told to LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. Do not wait. 📍 WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW: * Evacuation area: South of Highway 191/Main Street, on the river side. * Direction: Head north toward Blanding. * Emergency shelter: San Juan High School, 311 N 100 E, Blanding, Utah. * Road closures: Highway 162 is flooded and closed from Highway 191 to Bluff Bench Road. Roads near Montezuma Creek are also believed to remain closed. ⚠️ If you are outside the immediate evacuation area, do not assume the danger has passed. Town officials are warning that a broader evacuation could become necessary early Monday morning. A continuous siren lasting several minutes, along with a San Juan County emergency alert, would signal a town-wide evacuation. DO NOT DRIVE THROUGH FLOODWATER. Roads can become impassable with little warning. Take your medications, essential belongings, go-bag and pets. Keep your phone charged, enable emergency alerts and follow instructions from emergency personnel. If you have family, friends or neighbors in Bluff, please share this immediately and make sure they know what is happening. Check on others only if you can do so safely. 🚨 Conditions are changing rapidly. Do not wait until the middle of the night to prepare or leave if you are in the evacuation area. YOUR SAFETY COMES FIRST. 📷 Leon Maryboy
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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Enjoy my professional phone photo of the moon
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Big whoop. Moroni has seven years’ worth.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Pentagon prepares every major US military base to survive 90 days without outside electricity, fuel, water, or supplies
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I have been booing Walker Kessler all game
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How is this team any different than his Dallas team?
DOG LUKA IS GOING CRAZY IN UTAH RIGHT NOW
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Coming back from Logan today and coming downhill into Mantua when a red Subaru went flying by me. He didn’t know.
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Japanese scientists to cancer:
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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My heart goes out to Walker Kessler. He really wanted to be in Utah, but there just was no way to make it happen.
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UPDATE! We found the baby and made it to Auckland New Zealand 🇳🇿
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Boos shouldn’t bother players because it shows fans care. I’d be worried if they didn’t boo and became apathetic to the outcomes.
Nikola Jokic “I think the fans that booed us are not welcome here anymore, if you ask me… if you guys follow us, you know that we never quit and we came back from much worse for similar situations.”
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The secret ingredient to your dirty soda.
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DONT eat Wingstop Sours Patch Wings!! 🤢💔
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I saw a bunch of you recommend this and so I tried it. It’s delicious. Then I saw that the caffeine comes from a coffee bean and now I’m going to hell. Thanks a lot.
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I wouldn’t know what losing to UCF is like
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