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Dan Evans

@5tr33tz

Crystal Palace champions of Europe 2026.

Joined November 2009
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I've just found out Crystal Panic has blocked me and I've no idea why 😂
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Anyone know what the outcome of the Poland drama was as I saw it all kick off and then heard nothing!?
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Replying to @StokeyyG2
Kramaric on a yellow also done this and ref didnt even give a freekick
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Oli ★@cocainsocialistNov 5
Dishes out red cards for fun 😹😹 cannot stand these moronic main character European refs
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We all knew we were losing when the stat of Hoffenheim have never won in England came out.
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𝕵.𝕲@se25jgNov 5
Sage is gone tonight and it's the fault of Hobbs, Parish and the rest of the board. Shit recruitment all year, sold off not just our best players but leaders that haven't been replaced.
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ً@MattOfTheSouthNov 5
The miracle job that Glasner pulled off over 2.5 years here will be forever understated. The man was literally holding this football club together.
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This ref by the way is utterly disgraceful, could easily be Sunday league.
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The fuck UEFA chants finally catching up with us
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It's alright Sage's attacking play will save him as it's so good. "Checks notes" 3 goals in our last 6 games as things stand.
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Mingueza Tomiyasu Guessand Khalaili Gozo McNeil Disasi Ahanor Chilwell Timber Osorio This window looked promising. The reality is either too many players need a season to adjust, some are injury prone, and 3 are on loan and probably don't give a shit.
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The club is finished btw. We've had our day, the championship beckons. Our underdog fighting mentality is non existent and we're simply not good enough to have zero atmosphere after the last few years of intense backing. At this level fine margins count for a lot.
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He doesn't survive this defending btw. It's chaotic, lazy, lacks aggression, lacks leadership. Hendo probably should save the goal but without him we'd be 3 down.
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Exc: Former England international Nathaniel Clyne set to join USL side Sporting Club Jacksonville. The 35 y/o defender a free agent after leaving Crystal Palace in summer. bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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Don’t forget to show your support for the new stand publicaccess2.croydon.gov.uk…
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Murphy gets a 1 game ban for a potential leg breaker and Mateta gets 3 for catching someone's heel.
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Charlie@WolfOfSW18Nov 2
2 tickets available for this week. #CPFC 1x Adult Hoffenheim on Thursday 1x Adult Liverpool on Sunday. £30 for each.
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For anyone that knows anything about defensive cohesion will know this is a problem. First 14 games this season and last. Learning a new style and being moved around the back 3 is a recipe for disaster and so it's proved.
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I really like Sage especially after recent interviews. But the final straw will be the zonal marking at corners, the players just don't know what they're doing.
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What a prick! Massive game and he goes and does that, no need!
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