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The Chemist

@68Cly29

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Joined December 2013
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I would rather die a slow painful death of dehydration then drink from a paper straw.
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When you see a skinny mom talking about her baby and I am still trying to work off the baby fat from my 21 y/o.
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Cuddly Bear@jsmith27772 Aug 2020
The fact that Corona hasn’t come up a 19% proof beer that will take your breath away is just unacceptable.
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When she takes a pic of us doing shots. And my hand looks so big....camera angles.
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Back in the day, social distancing meant using every other urinal whenever possible.
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I am starting to think Prince had it right. He was just 21 years to early.
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Anxietously awaits the peloton fake porn video
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I must be the only guy in the world that man grooms. Me seeing all the public hair in the urinal.
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In my defense, none of our neighbors had a car with a red bow on top in their driveways either.
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Math contest How fast does Santa have to fly to get to every house in one night?
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I’m just a man In a WalMart Holding a shopping cart Wondering Where in the FUCK Did the wife go This time
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I hate when I get aroused and give myself a wedgie at the same time.
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Some mornings I wake up next to her and I am amazed at how well the beauty sleep worked.
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You know she loves you when she drops off **flowers** to your work **coffee
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I see this trip ending with us all in the hospital awaiting liver transplants.
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Cuddly Bear@jsmith277712 Oct 2019
I cum way too much for someone who ever thinks he will ever have muscles 💪
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If I am holding your hand I am doing two things at the same time Showing my love And putting down my phone
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SeaShell@DianeP8926 Sep 2019
Up early to watch the brilliant sunrise from our favourite spot on the beach, preparing breakfast together while sipping mimosas, and enjoying a lazy day together lounging, reading, & enjoying each other in the window seat while watching playful seals in the calm waters below.
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If I’m working, miss the alert that my battery is dying, and my laptop shuts down, is it a sign that it’s time to take a break or do I just not understand how batteries work?
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Did we have all these extra holidays and “special” days before social media?
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I’m training this 20 something year old kid at work...I can’t help but think...was I this fucking annoying and full of testosterone back then?
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