sam

idk much about anything but the dress was definitely blue and blck

Only saw 1 other tweet about it so just wanted to say that there is a discord hack going around where people are being messaged by people they know to try a game called "Lomina Game" and it's just a RAT which will steal your account and the hacker will extort you. be careful!!!!

Hailey "Hawk Tuah" Welch

Having a really hard day (I took viagra this morning)

whenever I think about a good book, i touch my shelf

Edging party tonight at my place. Please don’t come

crazy how playing stardew can make you wanna fuck a woman who is made out of 16x32 pixels. demetrius does not deserve robin's sweet ass

my most irrational fear is one day I’m gonna forget to zip up my pants and then my member is gonna find a way to get through the boxer pee hole and pant zipper and just be flopping around with me knowing

Now a verified virgin

I didn’t like my pubic hair but it’s grown on me

pot porn

Worst part about dating someone with eczema is when they flake on you

HAPPY COOPA DAY!