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we sail upon a sea of posts
content and slaked by favs for now
and venture only from the coasts
as far as retweets will allow
but lo! what quells our merry boasts?
we spot a gyre from the prow
named "group chat", white with roiling ghosts
to drain the waters 'neath our bow
i hate gay halloween what do you mean y-
[tweeting coach steps in from the wings motioning stop, paces back and forth with his hand on his chin]
"really? you're not even invited to a halloween party, much less a gay one. hmmm."
sci fi/fantasy fans will recommend a book and be like "it's impossible to describe, it defies any one genre". and then you read it, and guess what genre it is
people impugn physicists like frank wilczek and stephen hawking for consorting with epstein but in their defense they were told it would be a discussion of CP violation
frontal cortex: the complete inversion of the role that politics and entertainment play in american life has made it impossible to be "moved" by art in the way i once was
caveman brain stem that controls all my actions 24/7: football. foot ball. bye week. sun day night foot ball
Fanning out swarms of agents is a powerful technique. But lately, AI has given the phrase a new meaning
(seeing somebody drink from a brown vial with a skull and crossbones on it labeled XXX and a green wisp of vapor wafting out) you know that stuff is poison right?
if that loud-ass hayseed came into my curio shop and started flipping her balayage at my clockwork birds i'd tell her to pound sand too!!!
if groceries were cheaper than eating out, companies could make money by buying groceries, making food, and selling it a little bit cheaper. since markets are efficient this cant be the case #proven #eatingout #iloveeatingout #thesexmeaningalso
intsead of uniqlo they should call it youneedclothes because its where you can go when you need clothes. also they should go back to calling it rhodesia