Babe are you okay you barely touched the psychiatric medication I synthesized in the garage for you

Saturday morning is my favorite time

Coffee shop basically empty today

just walked into a Starbucks for the first time in a while I can’t believe you guys live like this

I am pleased to announce that my good friend fih is purchasing foreign cigarettes for me once again

lmao

Does anyone have that edit of tiger woods where he is getting interrogated for DUI and then it cuts to bad bad bad by young thug and it’s a hype golf edit

To work in diginfra you must be a poor communicator to work in capital markets you must have brain damage you will not make it any other way

Ripping the suicide prevention combo at the desk rn

Incredible things happening this morning

When did charlotte fang start posting again holy fuck

No one stumbles into the super duper on Fillmore the way I do

I need a Rolex on a rubber strap or I’m gonna kill myself

The boys sending selfies in the GC and everyone looks tired I love banking

life hack if you answer the phone with “super busy what’s up”your VP will leave you alone for 4 hours

Where would the US economy be with me

Neoclouds getting SMOKED today