Sometimes you gotta be ready for business, but you’ve always gotta be ready to party. Fake grass is always green. Airport beer enthusiast

Arlington, VA
Joined May 2009
Wordle 620 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cheers
Everyday I play wordle just waiting for them to use the word moose so I can get it in one and never play again
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Side bar. I just don’t find BIG 10 football enjoyable or fun to watch. Yes, USC played horrendously. Yes, they deserve to lose. But having every team try to shorten the game on you and getting seven or eight possessions is just not a fun product.
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My wedding ring should’ve denied me entry
I’m at a bar 20 some year old moose used to go to get laid with my wife and her friends and I’m carrying a bag of books we bought earlier after a fucking cidery. Life comes at you FAST
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I’m at a bar 20 some year old moose used to go to get laid with my wife and her friends and I’m carrying a bag of books we bought earlier after a fucking cidery. Life comes at you FAST
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The girls are talking about their times here. We are at least 7 years older than anyone else on this rooftop
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Brewers/Rays World Series so good when u aint got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty
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It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them
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You ever interact with a UPS man and an amazon delivery contractor back to back and you can very clearly see the kind of customer service 6 figures and a union buys you.
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Here’s #Texans LB Azeez’s view on the repercussions he’s received for his eye black:
Dallas Mavericks guard Kyrie Irving said "you have to stand up" when addressing Wednesday night why he offered to cover Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair's Week 1 NFL fine espn.com/nba/story/_/id/5024…
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“I just spoke to my agents, and since I’m listed as a 4-star and the reason we committed is now out the door, we are going to decommit from Maryland.”
🚨BREAKING🚨 2028 4-star RB Jerome Larue has decommitted from Maryland, @adamgorney reports. "I just spoke to my agents, and since I’m listed as a 4-star and the reason we committed is now out the door, we are going to decommit from Maryland." Read: on3.com/rivals/news/maryland…
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Nearly every phone and computer on Earth relies on one plain-text file to know what time it is. When a country changes its clocks with a few weeks’ notice, or Morocco pauses daylight saving for Ramadan, someone has to update that file. Since 02005, that someone has been Paul Eggert, a computer science professor at UCLA, who does it as a volunteer.  Take a look at this great data visualization to see the full story:  na2.hubs.ly/H08qtQC0
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TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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With the Brewers sweep of the Dodgers, it guarantees that the 2026 Pirates will have won the season series vs the World Series Champion. 7-6 vs MIL 2-1 vs TB 2-1 vs CLE
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“The Brewers win the Pennant! Oh my God the #Brewers win the pennant” What an incredible call by Jeff Levering on the radio
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If I have to listen to Pat McAfee in a broadcast booth for 60 minutes I’m watching the Spanish broadcast instead.
Troy Aikman confirmed today he plans to leave ESPN after the Super Bowl 61 broadcast with Joe Buck. Aikman and Buck had been partners on calls for 25 consecutive seasons. There is significant buzz building that ESPN could be replacing Aikman with Pat McAfee in 2027.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Troy Aikman said he will be a free agent after this season but did not confirm plans to leave ESPN. McAfee has denied any conversations about replacing him in the MNF booth. latimes.com/sports/story/2… x.com/PatMcAfeeShow/…
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Moose retweeted
look how he is a little unsure but continues on regardless. lesson in that.
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not that anyone asked but Run is for sure my most spooky-season book.
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Jim Nantz says Mike Ditka used to pay and tip for everything with $100 bills, and never ask for change “I noticed early on that all he carried were $100 bills. All he did was peel off hundreds all the time. Buy a beer at the bar on the way out to dinner, ‘Yeah, give me a Budweiser.’ $100. Keep the change.” “Coat check, comes into a restaurant, comes out, $100. Man on the street, homeless, there was one guy that kind of understood the routine and he was there every week. Mike, every time, $100 bill.” “I finally got up the nerve to say, ‘Hey coach, why don’t you ever get change? Why just the hundreds?’ He says, ‘Hey, what’s the difference anyway?’” “He said, ‘You know, the way I look at it, when I die and they drop me down into the ground, I hope there’s a little opening in that coffin and my last $100 bill comes flying out and goes up into the sky and drifts away. That would make me happy.’” “So I said, ‘This gets a little pricey, doesn’t it?’ ‘It’s not that bad, Jim.’ He said, ‘Here’s the way I rationalize it in my head. We got 20 weeks. I come every single Friday to New York. I come in with 50 $100 bills, $5,000. And at the end of the season, I’m spending $100,000.’” “He would say, ‘I’ve allocated $100,000 to the football season to go enjoy myself in New York. And that’s the way it is.’ I take $5,000 in cash in hundreds every single week. And that’s what he did.”
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“Everyone thinks they were Napoleon or Caesar in their past life and not one of the 90 billion peasants” - Mark Corrigan
"I'm too scared to talk to this girl" What your ancestors did on a random Tuesday:
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