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Replying to @SirMontyJames
It’s well documented that wives do not fuck with beloved Internet personality Kendrick lobstar
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mitch mconnell coming back to congress looking extremely youthful and healthy with a suspiciously lindsey graham shaped belly
Bring back ChaCha to replace ChatGPT. I miss asking questions to someone who was also likely jerking off.
Who tf is buying Dr Squatch bars of soap? Now they have all these huge licensing deals. I’m not spending $9 on a bar of soap that smells like C-3PO’s Rusty Nuts.
Actually…
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
We’re you born yesterday? Blue MAGA is hilarious
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I’m as healthy as a horse!
(Meaning if I get injured, even slightly, I’ll need you to shoot me in the head)
Tiktok wants me to buy this weed puller from this dude so bad. Jokes on them u like all the weeds in my yard.








