yawn star

chicago
Joined February 2014
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shooting my shot by liking One of their story posts and abusing drugs when they dont direct message me
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during my 3pm nap i had a vivid dream of my cat that just died crawling into my lap and falling asleep. during my 5pm drive to see my dad in the hospital i see someone walking a dog identical to my dog that died (not so common of a dog). i dont stand a chance
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yeah mb bro for thinking you like me back we only had sex like 4 separate times or something mb bro
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beautiful day to sit and think about why they all left me
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nostalgia is like alcohol. in small dosages if makes you feel alive. in large dosages, you are riding an e-scooter back to your flat while eating a shawarma then the shawarma is lost to the wind and you're bouncing on the cement like a deflated basketball
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kato retweeted
So hard
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your duo should be your brother in arms and to some extent your wife
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was thinking about redownloading hinge but my iPhone 13 tapped into my thoughts and started showing me horrible Hinge screenshots #onhere and im successfully deinfluenced from downloading
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im a brainwave harvester
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ranked back up to plat im never opening overwatch again
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u could be playing completely fine and winning the game and ur bum ass moira will still jump in chat and tell u to lock in
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it just happened again why am i being targeted ???? 18-12 junkrat telling me to 'do something' LOL
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what is it about my low elo that you like babe
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i love when cats bhop
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when ur on a date and ask to compare hand sizes
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one of the members of sleeping with sirens just came into my job eye emoji
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i miss hanging out no one wants to hangout anymore
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sitting here on this beautiful sunday thinking about all of the interactions ive been subject to ever and getting pissed. i do not want to ineract anymore
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bro cmon
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