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I’m your daddy now bitch. not an attorney. not a doctor. minimum $50 to DM. she/her. argue with your mother

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Joined December 2021
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A lot of you do have a “noble savage” view of small business owners and most of them are demons who would have slaves if they could
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It’s just crazy how literally nothing can break the perception that republicans are fiscally conservative. It does not matter that republicans have exploded the debt and deficit every time for the last 50 years, people still insist they’re fiscally conservative
If the stock market crashes on Monday, it would cement a Democratic sweep on Tuesday. Ironically, a crash that helps Democrats win may be driven by investors pricing in that outcome, as Democrats will likely raise corporate taxes and be more fiscally reckless than Republicans.
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Oh I Gen. thought she was doing a bit
this is so upsetting considering how many of the male cast members have been able to have a kid without leaving the show
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wtf is gonna happen when Gen Z are the 30/40yos. Bc they do not seem to be adjusting to adulthood well
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Mind you, I have empathy for them. They came up into a world of shit, boomers kinda fucked us all
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Smart enough to let you think I'm dumb
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Do not call me on Teams
Do not call me on Teams past 5pm, go get some hoes or something
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being the naked neighbor is actually an important part of my gender expression
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Woman Who Won’t Eat Genetically Modified Food Mortified to Learn About Past 10,000 Years of Agriculture
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Feel like I’m the only person that didn’t really care for the Broken Earth trilogy
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I don’t understand the “what if your mom aborted you?” Argument. I wouldn’t exist and I wouldn’t know I didn’t exist so…..
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Not me. If mine bad idc, report me to the Better Pussy Bureau and keep it moving please.
I’m genuinely curious to know what bad sex looks like from a man’s perspective
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i don't want men to like me i want them to live in fear
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stylish older women remind me what life is really all about.
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incredible work no notes
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They'll lemon pepper and hot honey your asshole if you're not careful
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I will never understand how so many of y’all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.
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He smart asf he knew morgan wallen was coming
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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Americans be like: i actually want LESS rights
European hiring rules are genuinely insane. For example - if you own a company in the Netherlands and one of your employees gets sick, you are required to pay at least 70% of their wages for up to 2 years. If they can't go back to work after 2 years and you haven't done enough for their reintegration, you pay their wages for 1 more year. And you can't fire them until after that extra year!
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i’m out of the loop on purpose. please don’t loop me in.
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