@8thstMeat

Professional comic who just is a normal dude who loves taking sunset pics and pooping with my iPad.

 Hermosa Beach, CA
Joined February 2014
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President Trump was unwilling to verbally condemn White Supremacy. How can anyone place their vote for someone to lead our country after that?
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Remember Always stay 2.5 Altuves away from others #COVID19
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Never seen Staples so beautiful
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Chris Carey@8thstMeat24 Oct 2019
The key to ordering a great Halloween costume is making sure you have enough time to return it.
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Kobe Bryant made two free throws on a torn Achilles. Klay Thompson made two free throws with a torn ACL. Paul Pierce needed a wheelchair because he had to go to the bathroom.
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16 years ago today, Robert Horry drained a game-winning three vs. Kings in 2002 WCF to tie the series at 2-2 xitter.cf/BleacherReport/status/…
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Kobe WAS a more skilled jumpshooter, free-throw shooter and ball-handler than LeBron. He also made 1st team all-defense 12 times to LeBron's 6. Finally, I give him the edge in killer will (Mamba Mentality). No, we haven't forgotten, Kobe.
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Tesla
@Tesla19 Apr 2018
We currently have over 1,000 Tesla batteries on the ground in Puerto Rico delivering power at 662 locations. We’re working around the clock to quickly build more projects to support the island
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#Dodgers have been awarded the 2020 MLB All-Star Game. Official announcement will be made tomorrow
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What if Jeff Bezos bought Twitter with the change in his pocket and shut Trump's account?
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MLB
@MLB2 Apr 2018
Baseball is real, and it’s spectacular. 😍
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Chris Carey@8thstMeat1 Apr 2018
The DODGERS finally signed a TV DEAL!!! 📝📺 @Dodgers . . . . . #AprilFoolsDay 😒
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Ted Lieu
@tedlieu24 Mar 2018
My view before speaking at the South Bay #MarchForOurLives at the #HermosaBeach Pier. Thousands of Americans overflowed the Pier to demand common sense #gunviolence prevention legislation.
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Chris Carey@8thstMeat11 Mar 2018
Looking at the clock on your microwave or oven is the only way to tell that #DaylightSavingTime is a real thing.
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Chris Carey@8thstMeat2 Feb 2018
Dear @nflcommish Super Bowl Saturday night *lets party all night Pro Bowl Sunday *lets do nothing all day You’re welcome. Sincerely, Everyone currently thinking of taking Monday off work already.
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Oh, California. #SuperBlueBloodMoon
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Chris Carey@8thstMeat29 Jan 2018
DJ Khaled at the Grammys *put your hands in the air. *so blessed to be at the Grammy’s (Rihanna sings her part) *put your hands in the air. *so blessed to be at the Grammy’s (Bryson Tiller sings his part) *We the best!!
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We have clinched a playoff berth. #ReturnToGreatness xitter.cf/RAIDERS/status/8106452…
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Watch the #Dodgers rookies make a coffee run for the senior players on a new #BackstageDodgers tonight at 8:00PM.
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