We were fucking, you suggested anal, I agreed. You put your dick inside my shithole, pulled it out and it was covered in shit, and suddenly you’re squeezing your face?
What exactly were you expecting to come out? An iPhone 18? A bouquet of flowers? Mtchwww
Hey guys… Long story short I accidentally did crack cocaine that I thought was weed at a Halloween party in New York last night… Judge orders I have to appear in court so I won’t be home for a few days… Hopefully see you soon
