Work experience kid slaving his guts out in the news and current affairs division of Aunty. It's not like they pay me, so these satirical thoughts are my own.

Ultimo, NSW
Joined August 2010
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Twitter when a Beyoncé or Taylor album comes out.
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Probably unrelated.
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It's also 10 years since nasty little ponce King Joffrey Baratheon was poisoned at his own wedding. xitter.cf/tauerbach/status/17797…
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Seven's bullshit excuses over two consecutive days: "human error" "a junior member of staff" Tomorrow: "technical error"? "a disgruntled former employee"? "the blue mountains leopard"?
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NEXT SEASON ON DEFAMATION AUSTRALIA
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When you pause for breath between fits of giggling, remember the ABC and News Corp settled for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
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I hate seeing his ratty little face everywhere.
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He looks like a cartoon villain on too much cortisone.
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He looks like a morose toddler wearing an undersized Bee Gees Halloween costume.
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Based on recent news, are you more or less likely to believe that a @7NewsSpotlight producer thought this was the decor in an Australian Parliament House ministerial office?
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I know I have changed my position, but please, do not reform Australian defamation law. Rich people pissing into their own mouths for weeks on end is better than 12 streaming services.
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Imagine calling your current affairs show Spotlight – Spotlight! – and running it like the concierge desk at a "family run" Vegas casino.
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Why spend a few terms racking up scant legislative achievements while disappointing your voters and imploding under the weight of factional infighting? Tasmanian Labor has executed a perfect speed-run of Labor in government – in a single day after the election. Bravo.
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