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The real reason Elmo spent $44 billion to buy Twitter? To prevent you from retweeting this embarrassing pre-hair transplant photo:
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Elon & Trump calling world leaders
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Stephen King. Calling @elonmusk the First Lady is the funniest fucking thing I heard all day
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Even Fisher-Price knew the ones with the red caps were dickheads.
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I love these songs! More stories like this, please. I want to see the fall out.... the father who canceled Christmas is a champ lmakkk
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A mural showing a kiss shared by Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, Lithuania.
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I actually don’t feel as fine as R.E.M. led me to believe I would
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Apparently Elmo is very, very upset with SNL because of this portrayal of him on the show this week. So don't retweet this and make him more angry,... or he may start ghosting your followers.
Elon Musk Reacts To ‘SNL’ Impression Of Him — And He’s Mad, To Say The Least Comedian Dana Carvey spoofed the tech billionaire in the sketch show's first post-election episode. huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk…
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Nick Fuentes pooped his pants.
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💀💀💀
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On the day of her baby shower, 18-year-old Texan Nevaeh Crain began miscarrying and after 3 ER visits, 2 ultrasounds and 20 hours of being denied the medical procedure she desperately needed… she died. If only she had kept her “legs closed”, right @ksorbs?
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On the bright side, Ashli Babbitt's still dead.
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Yes or no?
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The hilarious thing about Nick Fuentes getting doxxed is he paid Google to blur his house but EVERYONE will know it’s his as it’s THE ONLY BLURRED HOUSE ON THE STREET 😂 I feel zero sympathy for a psycho white supremacist who thinks he owns women. Your house, our choice. Bitch.
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This gay gentleman has a message for Nick Fuentes and his fellow MAGA Nazis. 😳😂🤣👇
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“MUSK TO SPEND ELECTION NIGHT WITH TRUMP - NYT”
MUSK TO SPEND ELECTION NIGHT WITH TRUMP - NYT
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I almost spit my drink out. 🤣
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He can’t win if I take out the whole country what do you say @NewMadridSZ and @MtStHelensWA it’s time
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