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Replying to @HalloweenCounts
Decorated the house for the first time and bought loads of candy. But no one came. We don't get many trick or treaters in my neighborhood but the few that walked by didn't even look at my house. All that effort for nothing. And I have SO much candy leftover! #Halloween
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There’s nothing quite like switching the heat on for the first time in half a year and having your nose assaulted with the scent of Eau de Housefire.
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getting this printed and framed and telling people he’s my great great grandfather
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“its all in your head”
unfortunately thats where i experience literally everything
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in between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is a place—I will meet you there
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
I'm obsessed with @starbucks 1971 roast. It's the best coffee I've had from there. So smooth. So strong. I'm hooked.
































