@AEinsteinCN

German scientist – theory of relativity. (Parody Account to Inspire* Not in any way affiliated with Albert Einstein)

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Brad Fletcher@BradJFletcher21 Jan 2016
Here's my latest dancefloor weapon! soundcloud.com/million-offic…
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You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
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91% of people are no longer friends with someone they called their "best friend."
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No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
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80% of the time, it's not that a person changed....you just never knew who they actually were.
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Our taste in music represents what our mood would sound like if we were able to hear it.
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Music helps to keep your memories alive.
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We're most likely to over think things at night while attempting to fall asleep.
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When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
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The best person in your life is the one who comes first in your mind after reading this sentence.
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No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better.
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Admit it: You joined Twitter because you were curious and now you're addicted.
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RT @StylishLu: No, I won't help your boyfriend find a job.
RT @StylishLu: Uber driver playing country: instant one star.
RT @StylishLu: Le chien aboit, la caravane passe.
RT @StylishLu: I wish the 😎 emoji wasn't smiling like a dumbass so I could use it more. It had such potential.
RT @StylishLu: Being smarter than everyone else is exhausting.
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Once you realize you deserve better, letting go will be the best decision you will ever make.
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Stay positive and good things will happen.
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A turtle can breathe through it’s butt.
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