Buffy Summers

❝All I do is get a paper cut and it’s fun times for Buffy!❞ 💉#BtVSRP, Multi-Verse 💉Vampire Buffy AU 💉Bi 💉Lit., Semi-Lit. 💉RP Only, 18+ 💉RT?

|| This Buffy too. Bye.

"You can’t hate me cause I already hate me. That’s right, I got here first."

"I feel like dying…again. Cause of death? Natural light."

"If you knock on my door and I say 'yeah' it doesn’t mean 'come in!' it means 'stay where you are and state your business'."

"Sorry for not talking to anyone, I am completely one hundred percent disconnected from this reality."

"I give a fuck. I give a lot of fucks, actually. I’m a prostitute of feelings."

"I’m chaotic neutral, I like to keep all my options on the table."

"I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid."

"Yeah, you better be innocent." Buffy stuffs the rest of the cookies in her mouth, her cheeks puffed like a chipmunks.

"Willow…I’m warning you. I do not want to hurt you." Buffy glares.

"True. But I’m watching you." Guards her cookies.

"Willow…no."

"If I had ten cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That’s right, a black eye and broken hand."

#ManCrushMonday Buffy sighs. "I miss him."

"I was taught to think before I act. So if I punch you, rest assured I’ve thought about it and am confident in my decision."

"Let’s play 'how rude can I be until you realize I don’t like you'."

"I’ve always hated the sun and now the sun hates me."

"I love sleeping to avoid problems."

"Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. How’d that happen? Well, frankly, I’m an idiot."