For @BornLaudable.

Nobody had a better Christmas than me and @BornLaudable.

That's okay. I'm going to rip her heart out and step on it. I'll devour her like a Demogorgon. Then I'll make sweet, sinful, FUCK with my one true love.

My beautiful wife @BornLaudable took these pictures before I had my championship stolen from me. 💔 I will get you back, I promise.

I'm leaking at the thought of it, like a broken faucet.

ARF ARF ARF LET ME LICK YOUR BOOB SWEAT.

I will bark like a rabid dog.

Cum down my chin-mney.

Next time you spit, make sure it's in my mouth.

Permanently on the naughty list. Right @BornLaudable?

Grace. We'll punch you in the face!

I'm already your wife, baby. But I'll happily marry you again!

𝖈 𝖚 𝖓 𝖙.

"Fly me to the moon."

I would have been left for dead.

After a serious conversation with my "better half", I've come to the conclusion that I need to embrace her. The Devil is going to New York, looking for a Sol to snatch.

Let me lick your blood, sweat, and tears. @BornLaudable

Will you still feel this way when I'm round like a hot air balloon? 😭