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The Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) is Australia's national security service. Unlike the former, this is a joke.

Canberra, Australia
Joined November 2008
Condition Back Alley declared as Sesame Street criticised for post-Roe V Wade special episode - introduces new character 'Donnie The Dumpster Baby'.
SECURITY ALERT: Condition Jail Breakdance declared as reality star Abby Lee Miller greenlit for new show, Dance Wardens.
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Fear not Citizen. We enjoy the opportunity to practice our craft skills.
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We wish to advise Citizen @human_ordinary1 that snitches get stitches.
SECURITY ALERT: Condition Super-Spandex declared as new supervillain calls out Seattle vigilante, Phoenix Jones: youtube.com/watch?feature=pl…!
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